Conor
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Winter Solstice.....let's goooooo
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Winter Solstice.....let's goooooo
Always forget that Frankenstein opens with a rich guy bragging about how good a sailor he is in a letter to his sister
"um yeah, in fact, I was so good at whaling that all the other sailors started crying when I left"
"um yeah, in fact, I was so good at whaling that all the other sailors started crying when I left"
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Always forget that Frankenstein opens with a rich guy bragging about how good a sailor he is in a letter to his sister
"um yeah, in fact, I was so good at whaling that all the other sailors started crying when I left"
"um yeah, in fact, I was so good at whaling that all the other sailors started crying when I left"
We have reached that time of the year where I start to negotiate with the Great Unseen that there should be a break in the clouds for the annual Newgrange livestream
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
We have reached that time of the year where I start to negotiate with the Great Unseen that there should be a break in the clouds for the annual Newgrange livestream
If you're my age or older, you'll remember the push for greater public consciousness around mental health in the mid-00's; how governments acknowledged a lack of vital services; how those services were promised, never materialize. Luckily, turns out they weren't needed, stress is normal etc etc
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you're my age or older, you'll remember the push for greater public consciousness around mental health in the mid-00's; how governments acknowledged a lack of vital services; how those services were promised, never materialize. Luckily, turns out they weren't needed, stress is normal etc etc
Snooker is so good. They should make a religion out of it
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Snooker is so good. They should make a religion out of it
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
Recently got into clothes and have become aware of this phenomenon where something will be advertised as "THE WOOL JACKET" and then you click into it and it's like 20% wool, 70% polyester and 10% a surprise
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Recently got into clothes and have become aware of this phenomenon where something will be advertised as "THE WOOL JACKET" and then you click into it and it's like 20% wool, 70% polyester and 10% a surprise
My thought process on Grindr, circa 2015
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My thought process on Grindr, circa 2015
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
I like to think when people first heard the little Jingle Bells tune at the end of Nat King Cole's The Christmas Song they all shouted "Jingle Bells!" like they recognised an obscure superhero in the postcredits scene of a Marvel movie
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I like to think when people first heard the little Jingle Bells tune at the end of Nat King Cole's The Christmas Song they all shouted "Jingle Bells!" like they recognised an obscure superhero in the postcredits scene of a Marvel movie
A reminder to be extra nice to retail staff this time of year if for no other reason than apparently I (despite being the most conflict averse person on the island) will call you out if I see you being a dick in Boots at half eight of a Friday morning over an electric toothbrush
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
A reminder to be extra nice to retail staff this time of year if for no other reason than apparently I (despite being the most conflict averse person on the island) will call you out if I see you being a dick in Boots at half eight of a Friday morning over an electric toothbrush
Don Draper would come up with gibberish like this in an episode of Mad Men where he's drunk and depressed and hallucinating about childhood traumas and his partners have to oust him from the firm
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Don Draper would come up with gibberish like this in an episode of Mad Men where he's drunk and depressed and hallucinating about childhood traumas and his partners have to oust him from the firm
Guy with mustache was making a big fuss about giving up another guy's reserved seat on the train until the other guy said "aren't you Marty Wheelan, you're much nicer on the radio" and the first guy completely deflated
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Guy with mustache was making a big fuss about giving up another guy's reserved seat on the train until the other guy said "aren't you Marty Wheelan, you're much nicer on the radio" and the first guy completely deflated
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My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My keen knowledge of statistics tells me these feet are merely suffering from survivorship bias.
Doctors hate this one simple trick that cures depression (synth and pan pipes):
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Doctors hate this one simple trick that cures depression (synth and pan pipes):
Receiving a thank you email from senior management for my "can do attitude" feels like a failure to live commensurately with my values
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Receiving a thank you email from senior management for my "can do attitude" feels like a failure to live commensurately with my values
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each of them represents one leg
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
each of them represents one leg
THE BEE GEES CAME FROM THE ISLE OF MAN???
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
THE BEE GEES CAME FROM THE ISLE OF MAN???
Incalculable the damage Sam Reid as Lestat would have done to bi teenage me's psyche
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Incalculable the damage Sam Reid as Lestat would have done to bi teenage me's psyche
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
Learning Canúint na Mumhan is great craic. What do you mean comhghairdeas is spelled like that
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Learning Canúint na Mumhan is great craic. What do you mean comhghairdeas is spelled like that
When you're not even two weeks into November but already sick to death of porridge
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When you're not even two weeks into November but already sick to death of porridge
If a FFG politician tried to point the finger at asylum seekers instead of their own useless policies while talking to me, I would smile at them and bleed from the eyes in a way I hope they wouldn't like
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If a FFG politician tried to point the finger at asylum seekers instead of their own useless policies while talking to me, I would smile at them and bleed from the eyes in a way I hope they wouldn't like
Don't crayons just look so cool though? Don't they just scratch an itch in your brain?
November 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Don't crayons just look so cool though? Don't they just scratch an itch in your brain?