"Thousands of people just like you are being cremated this month" sounds like a threat.

I would have replaced "light bulbs" with "eyes," but we have very different senses of humor.

I still like Gene Wolfe's “There is no magic. There is only knowledge, more or less hidden.”

After having had to clean a public restroom for 17 years I'm convinced some people would still go out even if they had cholera.

I knew things were getting bad when I was on a first name basis with the delivery guy from the local Chinese place.

Yet.

The only near kaiju sized xenomorph I can think of was from the Aliens: Apocalypse comic. Haven't read it in ages so I don't remember much of the story.