i need you to know this trasnslated as "ted conference" which is somehow infinitely more funny

like the advantage to living there for 27 years is that I know the lay of the land but the disadvantage is that it makes me really picky and ya girl is not made of money even if my tax return is funding this trip

now vibrating (derogatory) because hotel rates are so so so sooooooo ass. just trying to get an idea here and i'm like why is a 5 day stay like this

(i expected it but also i hate it, thanks!!!!!)

me like "who is gonna watch this with me" even though i, yknow

- was at this show
- have 60 gigs of my own footage
- saw this in the theaters twice
- have literally 5 other concert blurays from their other tours

i will not stop being insane anytime soon i'm sorry. they're just too good

he replied to this with "yeah we're bros" and i'm just so glad he partakes in my nonsense at all times

i caught them being up to some shit and feel very judged in return

shout outs to hub who took the phone from me and recorded a bunch of shit. immortalized holding my cute and thematic phone case

two types of people during this song (where did all of my hair go)

couldnt even do me a solid and wait until tomorrow night so I could NOT have to deal with this at the office 😩

like what do you mean I have another 10+ years of this nonsense who fucking asked for this!!!!

at least that place is familiar in the culture to me. it's just too damn expensive for what you get. but man. I gotta get out of here, I think. I cannot see myself staying here forever even if I probably can't leave for 10 more years

I don't really like it out here. like my job is good and stable and I should stay here for that alone bc of the pension but... the culture here is not something I like. it's not even like I have a lot of friends or family back there anymore, but I have none here either so it's like. ugh