Aleph Null
@thunderboltofbaal.bsky.social
I am Alpharius, and stuff! Wait, No I’m not… are you?! I like the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.
Too bad they’re gonna fail 😎
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Too bad they’re gonna fail 😎
Imagine having a d*ck so small that you can only see it with an electron microscope.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Imagine having a d*ck so small that you can only see it with an electron microscope.
Because he is a little bitch.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Because he is a little bitch.
They can investigate DEEZ NUTZ
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They can investigate DEEZ NUTZ
This shit still has to en at some point though, we aren’t through it yet
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This shit still has to en at some point though, we aren’t through it yet
Every New Yorker gets a $10 gift card to Hot Topic and stuff
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Every New Yorker gets a $10 gift card to Hot Topic and stuff
Yes, we will get through this folks. It’s a big ass country, and it takes a while to enact change. Be patient, and never stop fighting and being decent!
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yes, we will get through this folks. It’s a big ass country, and it takes a while to enact change. Be patient, and never stop fighting and being decent!
Hegseth has micro p p vibes to the max
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hegseth has micro p p vibes to the max
Almost everyone I come across is essentially a hollow shell of what might have been human once, but is now a shambling parody of life
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Almost everyone I come across is essentially a hollow shell of what might have been human once, but is now a shambling parody of life
Well to answer your question, I don’t think Americans have what it takes to hold these DNA dumpsters accountable, they have more important things to do, like watch football
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Well to answer your question, I don’t think Americans have what it takes to hold these DNA dumpsters accountable, they have more important things to do, like watch football
Breaking news: Ghislaine Maxwell named head of the FBI after Keystone Kash gets fired
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Breaking news: Ghislaine Maxwell named head of the FBI after Keystone Kash gets fired
No one has any principles either, unless ‘fuck over other people to make money’ is a principle
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
No one has any principles either, unless ‘fuck over other people to make money’ is a principle
How is any of this shocking? You would have to be a braindead moron at this point to not understand what’s going on here
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
How is any of this shocking? You would have to be a braindead moron at this point to not understand what’s going on here
Nepotism Napoleon isn’t even 1
/100th of the man that Mark Kelly is. Kelly eats dipshits like that for breakfast
/100th of the man that Mark Kelly is. Kelly eats dipshits like that for breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Nepotism Napoleon isn’t even 1
/100th of the man that Mark Kelly is. Kelly eats dipshits like that for breakfast
/100th of the man that Mark Kelly is. Kelly eats dipshits like that for breakfast
I’ve been sober for almost 8 months now, but that will change quickly the day that this embarrassment to the concept of life is gone
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’ve been sober for almost 8 months now, but that will change quickly the day that this embarrassment to the concept of life is gone
They let 600,000 children die (so far) because of their cowardice, and now we’re supposed to feel sorry for them… that’s not how this works
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They let 600,000 children die (so far) because of their cowardice, and now we’re supposed to feel sorry for them… that’s not how this works
And also: fuck the Grease Nazi and his little ‘alpha male’ makeup studio with a rocket assisted jackhammer.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
And also: fuck the Grease Nazi and his little ‘alpha male’ makeup studio with a rocket assisted jackhammer.
The 30% are abject failures of evolution. A cancer upon reality.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The 30% are abject failures of evolution. A cancer upon reality.