Re huge hair: I've found berets with a deep crown very useful for getting my hair under control without crushing it.
www.ravelry.com/projects/joL...

@disturbingthefleece.com 's approach is leaving lots of space at the back of the head+a wide split brim
www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
#knitsky 🧶

Wow! These look so good!!

This is a very relatable feeling. Your mitt and haircut both look great!

Me scrolling and not looking closely: neat photo
Reads text: ...wait. What? Wow!

Great work!!