Throne Bird
@thronebird.bsky.social
Used to be a Virgo, now retired; happy to be godless; sunrises my specialty, mid-morning naps a close second
Karma would be him being reincarnated as a woman (same face, longer hair, shirtwaist dress), sitting next to himself as her hubby in that deathtrap of a car.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Karma would be him being reincarnated as a woman (same face, longer hair, shirtwaist dress), sitting next to himself as her hubby in that deathtrap of a car.
Don't forget the gold barf on the walls all over the WH, especially the Oval Office. Can't think of a damned thing to do with it, melt it down? All you'd get would be a huge wad of plastic 'cause you know Home Depot geegaws are NOT real gold.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Don't forget the gold barf on the walls all over the WH, especially the Oval Office. Can't think of a damned thing to do with it, melt it down? All you'd get would be a huge wad of plastic 'cause you know Home Depot geegaws are NOT real gold.
Been using "Oh, my dog" myself, keeping that separation of church, any church, and state thing alive.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Been using "Oh, my dog" myself, keeping that separation of church, any church, and state thing alive.
...the liquid that came up in the baster was blue. Huh? Oh, yeah, I used the pot to dye some sheets for a Halloween costume. I pulled the turkey out of the pot, replaced the liquid, trimmed the blue skin at the bottom of the bird, and told no one until years later. May have been the best turkey ever
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
...the liquid that came up in the baster was blue. Huh? Oh, yeah, I used the pot to dye some sheets for a Halloween costume. I pulled the turkey out of the pot, replaced the liquid, trimmed the blue skin at the bottom of the bird, and told no one until years later. May have been the best turkey ever
A turkey tale: The Blue Turkey Years ago I used to do the family turkey after my father, the better cook, died. My small oven would fit a crab steamer pot rather than a roasting pan and, really it was the better method, always moist breast and tender legs. One year, when I went to baste the bird/1
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A turkey tale: The Blue Turkey Years ago I used to do the family turkey after my father, the better cook, died. My small oven would fit a crab steamer pot rather than a roasting pan and, really it was the better method, always moist breast and tender legs. One year, when I went to baste the bird/1
Oh, my dog, cruel post, MSW. In my feed, the prior post was talking about the estimated 2 million lives lost world wide because of the 🍊💩. Not looking good for the thanks part of Thanksgiving this year.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh, my dog, cruel post, MSW. In my feed, the prior post was talking about the estimated 2 million lives lost world wide because of the 🍊💩. Not looking good for the thanks part of Thanksgiving this year.
Oh, my dog, yes. We're way past needing to oust Schumer, et al, but that slimy, old school, awkward ploy of having 6 (exactly 6, mind you) Dems join the Rs on ending the shutdown should have been the last straw. Is it? Let's hope so.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Oh, my dog, yes. We're way past needing to oust Schumer, et al, but that slimy, old school, awkward ploy of having 6 (exactly 6, mind you) Dems join the Rs on ending the shutdown should have been the last straw. Is it? Let's hope so.
It's like a cheese cake 😋. Thanks for the intro, Angry (altho, I'm a mincemeat fan, I'm not averse to trying new and decadent dishes).
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It's like a cheese cake 😋. Thanks for the intro, Angry (altho, I'm a mincemeat fan, I'm not averse to trying new and decadent dishes).
Whoopsie, is taking responsibility for their actions a new concept to these people? Their parents should ground them for the foreseeable future.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Whoopsie, is taking responsibility for their actions a new concept to these people? Their parents should ground them for the foreseeable future.
And if you were to hear this and say, "I'm ashamed to be an American," I would totally understand, sympathize and feel that shame myself.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And if you were to hear this and say, "I'm ashamed to be an American," I would totally understand, sympathize and feel that shame myself.
OMG, this has literally brought tears to my eyes. 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
OMG, this has literally brought tears to my eyes. 🥰
Yes, the 🍊💩 is a bully, but the point is, no one called out the glass bowl for being a glass bowl. We have to start demanding those that have access need to stand up and call out the ugliness.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yes, the 🍊💩 is a bully, but the point is, no one called out the glass bowl for being a glass bowl. We have to start demanding those that have access need to stand up and call out the ugliness.
Did Marge have some work done as part of her transition to post-maga human? She's looking less hard.
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Did Marge have some work done as part of her transition to post-maga human? She's looking less hard.
I thought for sure Measly Maga Mike the Midget Johnson was going to find one more extremely valid reason not to swear in Adelita Grijalva. I am truly surprised 😏
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I thought for sure Measly Maga Mike the Midget Johnson was going to find one more extremely valid reason not to swear in Adelita Grijalva. I am truly surprised 😏
Is this for real? Not AI? This look is too gross even for the 🍊💩. The WH will not only have to be stripped of all that gold garbage when he is gone but disinfecting might not be such a bad idea also.
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Is this for real? Not AI? This look is too gross even for the 🍊💩. The WH will not only have to be stripped of all that gold garbage when he is gone but disinfecting might not be such a bad idea also.
Oh, yeah, just sitting here at 5:49 in the AM laughing my ass off. Hope I don't wake up the neighbors 🤣🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Oh, yeah, just sitting here at 5:49 in the AM laughing my ass off. Hope I don't wake up the neighbors 🤣🤣🤣
Hmmm, no wonder most can't count to 10... lost toes and fingers to accidents heralded by the phrase "Hey, Billy Bob, watch this..."
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hmmm, no wonder most can't count to 10... lost toes and fingers to accidents heralded by the phrase "Hey, Billy Bob, watch this..."
Correction, start feeding the munitions officers prunes now...
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Correction, start feeding the munitions officers prunes now...
Start feeding him prunes now...
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Start feeding him prunes now...
Oh, dog, a full on belly laugh, this one. 😅
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh, dog, a full on belly laugh, this one. 😅
Oh, they can live with themselves just fine. Joining an org like ICE is their teenaged brain wet dream. They think they will be protected by dear leader but when they are brought up on charges of criminal behavior when this horror ends the sounds of whining about following orders will be deafening.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh, they can live with themselves just fine. Joining an org like ICE is their teenaged brain wet dream. They think they will be protected by dear leader but when they are brought up on charges of criminal behavior when this horror ends the sounds of whining about following orders will be deafening.
I canceled my account months ago (got a crocodile tears soaked email from Amazon asking me to come back ;-). If you put your heart and mind to it, it's not that hard to avoid Amazon and Target and Walmart...
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I canceled my account months ago (got a crocodile tears soaked email from Amazon asking me to come back ;-). If you put your heart and mind to it, it's not that hard to avoid Amazon and Target and Walmart...