I’ll meet you there my mom said if I don’t finish my math homework I can’t go to Jason’s party tomorrow.

You can tell those are some real good boys

FA LA LA LA LAAAAAA
LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA

I love sharing fascist propaganda for the purposes of dunking on said fascists who have been driving around with Punisher stickers and Confederate flags on their trucks for decades. This time will surely make them realize the error of their ways.

-I don’t know where Alan Angels is

-Stu returned to Toronto and wrestles part time for Mystery Wrestling

-Preston is in ROH with the frat house guys

-Colt works backstage

This is accurate but still terrifying. I don’t know how our precious little Jack does it.