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Carl Kloster
@threepixel.bsky.social
Just a dad I guess.
Dang Extreme Green is beautiful. I had an Extreme Green Controller back in the day (I think it was Toys R Us exclusive) and just seeing this color washes the nostalgia over me.
Analogue3D - Prototype [Extreme Green] - Limited Edition
A reimagining of the N64. In 4K resolution. 10x the resolution of the original N64. The first and perhaps greatest multiplayer system of all time. Analogue3D is 100% compatible with every original N64...
store.analogue.co
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Carl Kloster
Had a blast again this year watching the goat @roccobotte.bsky.social be trapped and tortured in a room. Loved all the guests especially Rock M Sakura who turned Rocco into DonkeyKongKunty who was giving me real Great Fairy vibes. I couldn't resist! Thanks Rocco and @mega64official.bsky.social !
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
So weird and wonderful to hold this book in my hands. Spent a lot of time laying it out and working with @nicklutsko.bsky.social to give each page its own feeling to match the track it highlights. Also special thanks to @primordialcreatures.art for all their art and feedback during the process.
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Tux and Fanny
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Maaaaaybe going to try and make the Philly show. But need a Midwest tour sometime in the future so I don't have to drive more than 8 hours to go to a show.
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Feel like I’m getting sick so I’m hiding under a blanket from my kids.
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Carl Kloster
hi everyone. sorry to do it like this. i recently have had a mild aneurysm, due to many years of high stress and related heart issues.

medical costs have skyrocketed out of my control. if you can, i am humbly asking for assistance covering these costs. paypal.me/jamesroachmusic
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January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Mood:
January 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Holy shit. This is why the kids are saying 6-7!?!?
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Happy Halloween #7 everyone. May you stay warm and toasty welcoming in the new year.
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I ate a bloomin' onion last night and it was good. Curious why more things aren't made bloomin'.
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I left cookies out for my Wet Man and he didn’t eat them. Should I be worried?
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I saw there were Tux and Fanny paintings when I ordered a VHS of Eyeballs in the Darkness. I told my wife I loved this one because it makes me think that could be of her and I sitting out on a rock staring into the horizon together. And she gave me it for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I spread the joy of gremlins time with my family Christmas cards this year.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Simply having a terrible piss-mas time.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My kid found out how to draw the ancient symbols.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Time moves so fast. Oldest kid turns 11 today.
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Got this cool little guy from @primordialcreatures.art to protect my work office from bad vibes.
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Well deserved. America really seems to be in a Wet Man moment.
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hello, my name is Carl. Today I was engulfed in a brand. But it’s ok. I’m warm, cozy and ready to fall asleep. Like a good cup of tea. Or some warm milk. And @joepera.bsky.social seems like a nice guy even if he tempts me with consumerism.
December 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Special thanks to @albertbirney.bsky.social for the bonus with my Eyeballs in the Darkness VHS tape (#14/22!). The collection is growing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is going to be up there with Hot Dad’s “A Taco Bell Christmas” on my holiday playlist every year.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Realizing my choices today made me look Smurf-ish.
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM