Three Oranges 🍊🍊🍊
@threeoranges.bsky.social
Like the other Three Oranges account, but I can't DM you to apologize after I've been a jerkass about some damn thing or other.
The journey you just took me on:
What facial hair?
Whatever, I don't care.
Oh, wait.
Goddamn it.
What facial hair?
Whatever, I don't care.
Oh, wait.
Goddamn it.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The journey you just took me on:
What facial hair?
Whatever, I don't care.
Oh, wait.
Goddamn it.
What facial hair?
Whatever, I don't care.
Oh, wait.
Goddamn it.
She was telling me. Which is nice and all, but I already gave up.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
She was telling me. Which is nice and all, but I already gave up.
I just spent like 70 seconds trying to find out who has me blocked. But I gave up.
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I just spent like 70 seconds trying to find out who has me blocked. But I gave up.
You know what you did
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You know what you did
Is that the one with the lady Pinhead?
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Is that the one with the lady Pinhead?
Michaelangelo is a party-line dude
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Michaelangelo is a party-line dude
The Beetlejuice cartoon was good.
Men in Black was kind of good
Back to the Future was watchable.
The rest . . .
Also worth mentioning as terrible: Little Shop of Horrors
Men in Black was kind of good
Back to the Future was watchable.
The rest . . .
Also worth mentioning as terrible: Little Shop of Horrors
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The Beetlejuice cartoon was good.
Men in Black was kind of good
Back to the Future was watchable.
The rest . . .
Also worth mentioning as terrible: Little Shop of Horrors
Men in Black was kind of good
Back to the Future was watchable.
The rest . . .
Also worth mentioning as terrible: Little Shop of Horrors
Getting there. I think it was COVID round 4, but I just had a confusing urgent care visit
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Getting there. I think it was COVID round 4, but I just had a confusing urgent care visit
I did it right on the holiday this year. Had to cancel many plans. Upset many people. Didn't get refunds for some expensive tickets. A+ experience
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I did it right on the holiday this year. Had to cancel many plans. Upset many people. Didn't get refunds for some expensive tickets. A+ experience
Yes...from whenever they were still rerunning it in the late '80s
At least I think so. I haven't watched the tape in decades
At least I think so. I haven't watched the tape in decades
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yes...from whenever they were still rerunning it in the late '80s
At least I think so. I haven't watched the tape in decades
At least I think so. I haven't watched the tape in decades
I have it on a VHS tape recorded from tv
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have it on a VHS tape recorded from tv
Four oranges is theoretically possible, but five oranges is ridiculous.
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Four oranges is theoretically possible, but five oranges is ridiculous.