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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
May 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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white monster:
LeBron James in a suit and glasses, sitting down
May 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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A Minecraft pig named Freak with a lead attached and a prompt to unleash
April 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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So volunteers are being sent home but will continue to get paid because the funds were already allocated.

That doesn’t sound very “efficient” to me.
#AmeriCorps
"I thought our site supervisor was joking until he told us," he recalled. Congress had already appropriated money for the program, so he thought they were safe from the Trump Administration's sweeping cost-cutting. "We asked him, 'Should we finish cleaning up?' He's like, 'No, get your stuff. We got to go now. And then he called the homeowner over and started telling her, apologizing to her that we wouldn't be able to finish the work." cpr.org
April 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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“bEcAuSe tHaT’s sOcIaLiSm”
SpongeBob mocking
April 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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R2, We need to be going up, not down!
April 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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update:
SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in front of a fire that has burnt out
April 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions" @wuooods on Twitter
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Me to my 20 year old car after seeing car prices continue to skyrocket
"Don't let the flame die out!" - Plankton, from SpongeBob
April 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
Doom: The Dark Ages wearable helmet
April 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
April 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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what
Promotional material for KFC toothpaste KFC X HISMILE YOUR SMILE JUST GOT EXTRA CRISPY April 1st? Forget the pranks. We're serving up something bold, crispy, and totally unexpected. Introducing KFC Toothpaste-because why shouldn't your smile taste finger-lickin' good? And guess what? You get first dibs.
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Screenshot from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace of Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn: "He can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait."
March 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I love farmer john cheese
Simon Holland • @simoncholland Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don't put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.
March 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Thanks, Siri
Transcription of an interaction between a user and Siri. “Siri add a charging block with multiple ports to my shopping list” “I couldn’t find that on Apple Music.”
March 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Me, a grown ass man, going to McDonald’s for the Minecraft toys
Patrick Star makes an inquiry regarding the lack of a toy with his meal.
March 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Glad to see the Super Duper Graphics Pack finally make its debut... 8 years later 😅 #minecraft
March 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Plum, ultramarine, or denim case for a pink iPhone 16?
Plum silicone case for iPhone 16 Ultramarine silicone case for iPhone 16 Denim silicone case for iPhone 16
March 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Borderlands 3 is very fun

Can't wait to see Zane return in 4, the first character I played as and still my favorite
March 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Every day
March 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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He can give you the tools, but He can’t make you use them.
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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A Walk in the Woods
March 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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claptrap going thru it
January 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM