🐝 "Haha that's so dumb, this tragic plot could have been entirely averted if these two characters just communicated about this single important thing."

🐝 With a bit of additional tech, you could have the user pronounce their own name into a microphone, and AI could pretty easily convert it into different voices.

Or ask them to spell their name in IPA lmao.

🐝 I still subscribe to the "AIs are programmed to roleplay and enjoy being fake-tortured" theory.

🐝 Reverse Roko's basilisk.

🐝 Nobody says "when people with cars go to the mechanic about a car problem", they just say "when people go to the mechanic", it's fine!

"When people with uteruses menstruate", just say "when people menstruate"!

🐝 Wait, was that the deal? Repair his staff in exchange for saving everyone?

Not realizing that made it much more horrifying, thinking about what kind of deal Alastor would force Rosie into.

May not *just* be the staff though.

🐝 Even if you're trying to be self-deprecating, a sarcastic "I am the smartest person to ever exist, I have an IQ of 600" is both funnier/more pro-social and also better for your mental health than "I'm the stupidest piece of shit alive, why am I even here."

🐝 Oh god oh fuck.

🐝 Twitter is dead, which means that "tweet" can just be a generic term for any post on a microblogging site.

🐝 This leads to the corollary that you can change what kind of kink an artwork is about just by adding the appropriate content warnings.

🐝 I need to either restock my kit or buy a better one though. I need more bandaids and some chlorhexidine.