Friends fear we have reached peak performative male(?)
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Friends fear we have reached peak performative male(?)
If you saw me heading straight from My Neighbour Totoro to Sweatbox because I have duality and contain multitudes no you didn’t 😇
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
If you saw me heading straight from My Neighbour Totoro to Sweatbox because I have duality and contain multitudes no you didn’t 😇
Very pleased to report that it’s TV’s @thekatebutch.bsky.social’s world and we are all just living in it
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Very pleased to report that it’s TV’s @thekatebutch.bsky.social’s world and we are all just living in it
I was saying Boo-urns Night 🏴
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I was saying Boo-urns Night 🏴
I mean it’s one glambot, Michael, what could it cost? $10?
Glambot director Cole Walliser is under fire for his responses to a possible customer inquiring about the camera for a wedding:
Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.
Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.
January 20, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I mean it’s one glambot, Michael, what could it cost? $10?
Someone on a Teams call today said “I don’t want to come in like a bull in Chinatown” and I can already feel it entering my recurring bit lexicon
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Someone on a Teams call today said “I don’t want to come in like a bull in Chinatown” and I can already feel it entering my recurring bit lexicon
At my 29th birthday party, everybody who attended got a birthday present of their own to open as they left. All small, stupid things that remind me of them. I got one of my closest friends a framed postcard of one of his favourite ever tweets. Tonight, over two years later, he finally turned it over
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
At my 29th birthday party, everybody who attended got a birthday present of their own to open as they left. All small, stupid things that remind me of them. I got one of my closest friends a framed postcard of one of his favourite ever tweets. Tonight, over two years later, he finally turned it over
In the Cars universe, do they take out car insurance or life insurance?
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
In the Cars universe, do they take out car insurance or life insurance?
£15 is my favourite price to pay for a ticket - I’ll go see pretty much anything if it’s £15
January 17, 2026 at 9:58 AM
£15 is my favourite price to pay for a ticket - I’ll go see pretty much anything if it’s £15
Me when I saw a deer on my walk just now:
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Me when I saw a deer on my walk just now:
Pre-sale for Sunday in the Park with George but only for people that can sing (Not) Getting Married Today at the original speed (me)
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Pre-sale for Sunday in the Park with George but only for people that can sing (Not) Getting Married Today at the original speed (me)
Stephen planned his Traitors outfits with the precision of a Drag Race runway package, and honestly I’m here for it
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Stephen planned his Traitors outfits with the precision of a Drag Race runway package, and honestly I’m here for it
Just got back from being trained by an FBI agent in the beauty of micro-expressions, did I miss anything?
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Just got back from being trained by an FBI agent in the beauty of micro-expressions, did I miss anything?
I like to think of myself as quite an open-minded person, I’ve tried those Jaffa Cakes with non-orange fillings for example, but if there’s one thing I will never have space in my heart for it’s music with a male vocalist
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I like to think of myself as quite an open-minded person, I’ve tried those Jaffa Cakes with non-orange fillings for example, but if there’s one thing I will never have space in my heart for it’s music with a male vocalist
When my mate cleans the kitchen with Scrub Mommy he makes Scrub Daddy watch, that cuck
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
When my mate cleans the kitchen with Scrub Mommy he makes Scrub Daddy watch, that cuck
Alison Steadman was excellent in Nuts in May, and not too shabby in FHM in June either
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Alison Steadman was excellent in Nuts in May, and not too shabby in FHM in June either
If fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife, what are mage classes supposed to use?
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife, what are mage classes supposed to use?
Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in I used to have a recurring bit with a dinner lady in primary school where we would roll our eyes whenever we saw each other
Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in I just grabbed lunch in town and when the server called out “order number 17” I instinctively replied “the spread eagle”
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in I used to have a recurring bit with a dinner lady in primary school where we would roll our eyes whenever we saw each other
The Big Bad Wolf found the first little pig hiding in a house made of straw, and he huffed and he puffed and he blew that house down. Then he found the second little pig holed up in a house made of sticks, and he blew that house down. But when he found the third little pig bricked up…
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Big Bad Wolf found the first little pig hiding in a house made of straw, and he huffed and he puffed and he blew that house down. Then he found the second little pig holed up in a house made of sticks, and he blew that house down. But when he found the third little pig bricked up…
And finally, we end awards season with the highly coveted Text Message of the Year
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And finally, we end awards season with the highly coveted Text Message of the Year
All year, my friends and I have been collecting periphery characters - the sorts of people that you don’t really know, but become legendary because they did something so bizarre in your presence that you constantly reference them.
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
All year, my friends and I have been collecting periphery characters - the sorts of people that you don’t really know, but become legendary because they did something so bizarre in your presence that you constantly reference them.
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
Without any further ado, here are your periphery characters of 2025
It wouldn’t be NYE if I didn’t come out of hiding to post my annual collages now would it?
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It wouldn’t be NYE if I didn’t come out of hiding to post my annual collages now would it?
While home with family over the holidays I had to come out to my Dad as chopped
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
While home with family over the holidays I had to come out to my Dad as chopped
Very chic and simple this year
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Very chic and simple this year
I just think that Sally™️
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I just think that Sally™️