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MOVIE #31 OF 2026
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
MOVIE #30 OF 2026
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
What is this odd team gymnastics currently live on Hulu? Each squad is a mix of 50th Percentiles, Teeny-Tinies, and Big Beefers. Kind of like NES Ice Hockey that way.
(Much respect, though, what they are doing looks difficult and scary.)
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
MILES TODAY: 5
2026 MILES TO DATE: 135
February 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Found on the floor in my classroom.
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The Super Bowl halftime show is making your uncle uncomfortable.
Good.
He can get used to it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Bunny has had enough Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
MOVIE #29 OF 2026
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
TV SHOW #6 OF 2026
MASTERCHEF SEASON 7
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I think I can go without watching the Olympics at all this year.

I think what turns me off is that most of the sports require extreme privilege to play.
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
MILES TODAY: 5
2026 MILES TO DATE: 130
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
MOVIE #27 OF 2026
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I really like where I’m at when Mrs. Thorzul can take off on a girls’ weekend, and I can just hang with my 14, 12, and 10-year-old and just chill. Salad days.
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
TV SHOW #5 OF 2026
FOUR SHEETS SEASON 1
February 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
MOVIE #26 OF 2026
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
MILES TODAY: 5
2026 MILES TO DATE: 121
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 PM
God, I love a bus suspension. In Milwaukee, principals can suspend a student’s bus service for infractions committed during transport. Savvy administrators use these when kids are going apeshit, but they’ve hit their max on school suspension days. It’s great, everyone else can be safe and learn!
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
MOVIE #25 OF 2026
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
MILES TODAY: 5
2026 MILES TO DATE: 116
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I think less of almost all of you now. I would have expected more integrity.
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The things I would do…
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
MOVIE #24 OF 2026
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
MOVIE #23 OF 2026
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I just sold something to a person living in the unincorporated town of Deep Gap, North Carolina.
I will admit to having some preconceived notions about the place based on the name alone.
February 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
MILES TODAY: 5
2026 MILES TO DATE: 111
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM