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Wellington Thorngage
@thorngage.bsky.social
📍 Baton Rouge
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
We’re not supposed to do that. Built different.
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Few things infuriate me more than the good ol boy network over in Aggieland and the gross incompetence that is leaking all over campus because of them.

But then the field crew delivers this absolute masterpiece and my enthusiasm for the place suddenly feels like my sophomore year.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
September 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Alma mater dearest maintaining its newest biennial tradition. In the 20 years I’ve been affiliated, this will be the 11th and/or 12th President depending on if the interim gets the full-time gig.
September 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
September 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
August 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Millennials tonight
June 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A bank run, except it’s me putting untold sums of cash on Nick Castellanos going yard in a game already in progress. We don’t even have to wait for tonight!
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
June 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Like, there are still infinite problems with the guy, but I’m willing to let him cook for a bit here.
June 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hang it on the concourse of Davis Diamond, AI errors and all.
May 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
May 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
April 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
March 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m a big fan of the National Championship Game in the CFP era consistently having black end zones.
January 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He didn’t place his hand on the Bible.

Conservative Evangelicals, welcome to the Find Out stage.
January 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
January 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
DARTS
January 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Name a better combo. You can’t.
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Okay, but Old Army is actually dead.
December 6, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Unrivaled.
December 1, 2024 at 2:40 AM
*climbs into attic*

*finds box in the back corner, wipes off dust, brings downstairs*

*finds key to box in bottom of underwear drawer*

*unlocks box*

*lifts out iPhone 3*

*charges*

*turns on*

*opens Notes*

*reads single note saved*
November 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Someday, I’m going to write about how a pastor instructed me to play this video in the middle of a worship service, and the reception it received.

Among other things far more vile.
November 14, 2024 at 4:37 PM