Thom LaZucchina
@thomlazucchina.bsky.social
Big-ish dicked reluctant bear-ish type. 50. “Alive, alive, I want to get up and jive. I want to wreck my stockings in some jukebox dive.” 18+ only.
Buffalo-ish, NY
Buffalo-ish, NY
Sold at about a 300% mark-up from the identical item usef for home elder care.
October 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sold at about a 300% mark-up from the identical item usef for home elder care.
Your parents are largely correct in this position.
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Your parents are largely correct in this position.
This is not my original thought, but it cracks me up that every NCAA quarterback now has a name from 2003 Sean Cody because those “straight” boys were all using that years worst/most popular baby names for their porn names.
October 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is not my original thought, but it cracks me up that every NCAA quarterback now has a name from 2003 Sean Cody because those “straight” boys were all using that years worst/most popular baby names for their porn names.
Worse yet is political messages as profile names on the apps. I may agree 100% with your cause, but we won’t be meeting because clearly you are insufferable.
September 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Worse yet is political messages as profile names on the apps. I may agree 100% with your cause, but we won’t be meeting because clearly you are insufferable.
Ooh, reference object!
August 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ooh, reference object!
I’m too damned old to have been a huge fan, but I’ve come to the conclusion that strongly held negative opinions/feelings about that woman are a pretty good indicator of mental illness.
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m too damned old to have been a huge fan, but I’ve come to the conclusion that strongly held negative opinions/feelings about that woman are a pretty good indicator of mental illness.
Sure. Here you go…
August 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sure. Here you go…
Their “official” heights are 6’5” and 5’9”, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Jacob is the one that’s lying. Has to be a pain in the ass to get him in a frame with his co-stars.
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Their “official” heights are 6’5” and 5’9”, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Jacob is the one that’s lying. Has to be a pain in the ass to get him in a frame with his co-stars.
Some poor junior exec is getting fired for this picture.
August 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Some poor junior exec is getting fired for this picture.
TBH, I think she’s this generations Jill Sobule (rip), or Donna Lewis.
August 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
TBH, I think she’s this generations Jill Sobule (rip), or Donna Lewis.
Ryan the gardener from Martha Stewart Gardens.
June 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ryan the gardener from Martha Stewart Gardens.