thombo87.bsky.social
@thombo87.bsky.social
Dark humour is the best humour.
This weekends has absolutely ruined me so I'm just having a quiet chiller night for myself.
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think it's pretty pathetic when people who don't get enough attention get online who announce they're deleting people that don't engage in their meaningless rubbish only for them to rinse & repeat the waffle a few days later. Get a life, get a job & get a partner.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
People cheat because they're cunts. Not because you can't cook, or just because you got into an argument. There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating. Stay single until you're appreciated.
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I feel 10× times rougher than Anne Robinsons reptilian skin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Did you ever trying to do something and your brain just suddenly ctrl alt del and logs itself out? 🧠 of a 👴🏻
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Never forget who ignored you when you needed them and who helped you before you even had to ask. Too the left, too the right, Good night
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You'll never see women arguing or battling over a good man. Good men don't put you in the position of not knowing where you stand.
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes you got to lose something real to find your true self. #SundayTruths
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As long as the dice is still rolling, you will get your six 🎲
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dating me is like a Christmas cracker. Shit jokes but a decent bang.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How do people even become alcoholics? One night of drinking and i can't drink again for at least another few days.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Unlike a cigarette i have no filter.
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The waffle that comes out of some fellas mouths is crazy. They would be like women only want me for my money. When their bank balance -€600.
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Some lad in boozer is after leaving a 10/10 for someone who looks like she has nits in her eyelashes.
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Love what you got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, things go wrong, but just remember life goes on.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
if you know any bit of CPR & I'm in deep trouble and your breath smells like ass, please just let me go to the light that's all I'll ask.
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
People beat themselves up over nothing because they care too much about what other people think of what they're doing or going to do. Take my advice there just people who would rather see you flat on your back than to be standing upright.
December 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I have never seen a 50+ year old goth do they all just disappear or convert back to normal at a certain age or what happens with them?
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If you're feeling stupid this evening just remember there's people on dating apps with masks on with animal filters all over the shop.
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just left a penguin bar on somebody's tool box, I hope they see the funny side to it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
To all the singlets out there, stay single until you're appreciated.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I miss the days where it's "babe last night'' to today it's "Failed to send ", tap try again.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I live by this motto, life is an experience you'll never be able to do again. You only get one ride around in this world so you should make the absolute most out of it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
People who feel seen, heard, and supported are more likely to reciprocate and do more for those who provide that feeling..It's a wild concept, remember that.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love LEEDS UNITED more than I love myself.
💪 FIGHTING TO THE VERY END!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM