My son texted me at 6:15. He inexplicably woke up early and cannot understand why the good coffee places near where he is aren't open until 8AM. He asked me, as a morning person, if it's always like that when you travel. I had to sadly confirm.

It may be the most pressing issue facing our nation.

The Twins’ offensive performance tonight was one of the most frustrating things I’ve seen this season and I’m a Rockies fan…

How I chose to tell my girlfriend about the #Rockies sweeping the Marlins today…

#Bockies #40-122 #baseball

10 wins babeeeee! Double digits!

Marlins having a mound visit against the Rockies must go something like this:
You’re still pitching against the Rockies, just throw it down the middle and they will do the rest.

I should stop watching the Rockies, but I can’t help feeling like someone has to bear witness to this nonsense…

Ezequiel Tovar: believe it or not, still a Rockie.