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Craig's Benedict
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He/Him and BLM. If you've wandered here, welcome to the loveliest lil corner of the internet
Pokemon Fart Gold and Soul Shitters
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
cool setup, can i come hang out
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
OH GOD FREDO NO, HOW WILL I KNOW IF THEY EVER FIND MR TASTEE
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Can I still watch Pete and Pete on youtube?
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I'm not on trial here

Am I?
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
this is wild as my partner and I literally watched an episode of this last night
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Congratulations! You gained 0 EXP. You are dead
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Hey there punk! Gimmie half of everything you got. Unless of course you wanna try me and my knife. Heh heh heh

-Fight
-Run
-Seduce
-Soup
-Kill Self
-Kill Self but in a badass way
-Simply pull out your gun and kill this vagrant easily as well as everyone else in the area.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Thank you. I will now go eat it alone in the parking lot while making eye contact with other customers
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Can I at least have the food I paid for before I go?
December 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Woke has taken too much from us
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I do genuinely enjoy how years of cynical TV has kept expecting me for it to take a mean or sarcastic turn, but it never does. It almost feels like the joke on me for expecting cynicism but instead being presented with positive masculinity.
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think it's my new favorite AS show. It's the perfect come down after watching something as frantic and high energy as your typical Adult Swim show.

That dad sure did a great job raising those boys
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I am bound by no law. Give me fat tits Steve Rogers
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
DEAL
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM