Uuuuugh somehow I got measles, bird flu and COVID all at the same time? Thank godness the CDC has all this online info to help m--uh oh

The Supreme Court just ruled I can't leave these stitches in, and well I suppose they know beAAAAAAH

Are #hashtags anything like skin tags? By which I mean, if I pull on them will they unravel all the flesh from my arm?

Did you know the only part of your skeleton you regularly wash is your ribcage?

I can't believe I've already broken four fingers just trying to type this first post. OUCH