thisisponytoast
@thisisphilgood.bsky.social
just another dum-dum awash in a sea of stupid.
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if your pants go "SCHLOUP!" it's probably poup.
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
if your pants go "SCHLOUP!" it's probably poup.
leave it to Boeing to make yet another thing that doesn't work. onto the ridiculousness of ✨requesting✨ Lebanon to return the bomb intended TO MURDER THEM, that's just the most ameri to ever ca.
ehh, FUCK 'EM, Lebanon - give it to Russia or China! who knows what could happen?! could be funny!
ehh, FUCK 'EM, Lebanon - give it to Russia or China! who knows what could happen?! could be funny!
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
leave it to Boeing to make yet another thing that doesn't work. onto the ridiculousness of ✨requesting✨ Lebanon to return the bomb intended TO MURDER THEM, that's just the most ameri to ever ca.
ehh, FUCK 'EM, Lebanon - give it to Russia or China! who knows what could happen?! could be funny!
ehh, FUCK 'EM, Lebanon - give it to Russia or China! who knows what could happen?! could be funny!
not ME at the Eyes Wide Shut party..!!!
((i mean, REALLY not me... certainly not after finding out Epstein organised all of 'em!)
((i mean, REALLY not me... certainly not after finding out Epstein organised all of 'em!)
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
not ME at the Eyes Wide Shut party..!!!
((i mean, REALLY not me... certainly not after finding out Epstein organised all of 'em!)
((i mean, REALLY not me... certainly not after finding out Epstein organised all of 'em!)
good morning to everyone but cops (and their enablers)
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
good morning to everyone but cops (and their enablers)
i run my business meeting the energy you bring; if you wanna be a little bitch, you can do more than find the exit - YOU CAN JUMP RIGHT INTO THE BIN (also pictured). #DayCare #MayCare #IDGAF #LilBitches
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i run my business meeting the energy you bring; if you wanna be a little bitch, you can do more than find the exit - YOU CAN JUMP RIGHT INTO THE BIN (also pictured). #DayCare #MayCare #IDGAF #LilBitches
a few thoughts:
• cuckery is as close to Love as ol' drumpfy will ever come.
• only love makes the seething racism melt away.
• as close to his father's love as he would have EVER felt.
... and SPEAKING of "come"... this look says it all. #Daddy
• cuckery is as close to Love as ol' drumpfy will ever come.
• only love makes the seething racism melt away.
• as close to his father's love as he would have EVER felt.
... and SPEAKING of "come"... this look says it all. #Daddy
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
a few thoughts:
• cuckery is as close to Love as ol' drumpfy will ever come.
• only love makes the seething racism melt away.
• as close to his father's love as he would have EVER felt.
... and SPEAKING of "come"... this look says it all. #Daddy
• cuckery is as close to Love as ol' drumpfy will ever come.
• only love makes the seething racism melt away.
• as close to his father's love as he would have EVER felt.
... and SPEAKING of "come"... this look says it all. #Daddy
*opening up the live-streaming of genocides this morning*
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
*opening up the live-streaming of genocides this morning*
i prefer Lana Del Rey’s old work.
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i prefer Lana Del Rey’s old work.
sums up the u.s. duopoly perfectly.
i’d posted this on fb a decade ago and was met with confusion from liberals.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!?
i’d posted this on fb a decade ago and was met with confusion from liberals.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!?
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
sums up the u.s. duopoly perfectly.
i’d posted this on fb a decade ago and was met with confusion from liberals.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!?
i’d posted this on fb a decade ago and was met with confusion from liberals.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!?
i want to see this movie where Enya plays a murderer!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i want to see this movie where Enya plays a murderer!!!
i’ve never been, and yet, i’m always there.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i’ve never been, and yet, i’m always there.
got that first frost of the season vibe today
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
got that first frost of the season vibe today
of all the many wonders of the world, one wonders why they fucking bothered with this
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
of all the many wonders of the world, one wonders why they fucking bothered with this
dress for the job you have
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
dress for the job you have
this must’ve been from The Mummy Uncut Edition
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
this must’ve been from The Mummy Uncut Edition
when you order The Handsome Squidward and get… well, you get this:
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
when you order The Handsome Squidward and get… well, you get this:
please don't suggest it. don't name it after him. it's true, the orange colourisation is due to unnatural chemicals harming the environment, but this creature is innocent and deserves respect (and the other, the cunt-in-chief, does not)
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
please don't suggest it. don't name it after him. it's true, the orange colourisation is due to unnatural chemicals harming the environment, but this creature is innocent and deserves respect (and the other, the cunt-in-chief, does not)
*NEW* Laura Gooner face just dropped (and slid FURTHER to the right!)
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
*NEW* Laura Gooner face just dropped (and slid FURTHER to the right!)
evilution takes shape
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
evilution takes shape
i just missed, of Red Letter Media fame, Mike Stoklasa’s birthday!!! i hope you partied hardied, you old fuck!
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i just missed, of Red Letter Media fame, Mike Stoklasa’s birthday!!! i hope you partied hardied, you old fuck!
you can say kellogg’s doesn’t OfFiCiAlLy support israel, but we’re still BDS’ing their crap… also, none of this crap is good for you - - - IT IS LITERALLY MAKING PEOPLE SICK AND IS *BANNED* IN OTHER COUNTRIES FOR BEING BOOT NASTYYYY!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
you can say kellogg’s doesn’t OfFiCiAlLy support israel, but we’re still BDS’ing their crap… also, none of this crap is good for you - - - IT IS LITERALLY MAKING PEOPLE SICK AND IS *BANNED* IN OTHER COUNTRIES FOR BEING BOOT NASTYYYY!!!
the memery is ass when coco-cola supports izzy (not to mention the water taken in Africa to make cc is a ratio of 2:1, yet another way the western world mines the worth of BIPOC, violating every human right for profit
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the memery is ass when coco-cola supports izzy (not to mention the water taken in Africa to make cc is a ratio of 2:1, yet another way the western world mines the worth of BIPOC, violating every human right for profit