This Guy Fawkes
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Shots fired at Brandon Moore
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shots fired at Brandon Moore
I remember being really scared as I would get pieces of news. I’m accustomed to hearing about the deaths of people I’m familiar with but likely will never meet, and your’s would have bothered me more than most.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I remember being really scared as I would get pieces of news. I’m accustomed to hearing about the deaths of people I’m familiar with but likely will never meet, and your’s would have bothered me more than most.
Then we have to call doorknob
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Then we have to call doorknob
Mama, there goes that motherfucker
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mama, there goes that motherfucker
The Pro Football HOF is insanely hard to get in though. They only let like six or so any year. They made Cris Carter wait so many years he complained on a pregame show. Bill Parcells had to wait.
I don’t think whoever the Bruce Sutter or Harold Baines of the NFL gets in
I don’t think whoever the Bruce Sutter or Harold Baines of the NFL gets in
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Pro Football HOF is insanely hard to get in though. They only let like six or so any year. They made Cris Carter wait so many years he complained on a pregame show. Bill Parcells had to wait.
I don’t think whoever the Bruce Sutter or Harold Baines of the NFL gets in
I don’t think whoever the Bruce Sutter or Harold Baines of the NFL gets in
I’m mad they didn’t make his hair even worse for season 5. I was hoping he’d look like Don Mattingly in Homer at the Bat
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m mad they didn’t make his hair even worse for season 5. I was hoping he’d look like Don Mattingly in Homer at the Bat
The Black Vikings would have been a crazy late 90’s rap group
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The Black Vikings would have been a crazy late 90’s rap group
I miss when outlaws were anti-cop
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I miss when outlaws were anti-cop
What if the opposition party wasn’t led by three day old bloated corpse?
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What if the opposition party wasn’t led by three day old bloated corpse?
Maybe Charlie Kirk is the real punk rock
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Maybe Charlie Kirk is the real punk rock
10% is far too inclusive. Serving any more than the top .5% is certifiably Woke to these maniacs.
And that’s pushing it.
And that’s pushing it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
10% is far too inclusive. Serving any more than the top .5% is certifiably Woke to these maniacs.
And that’s pushing it.
And that’s pushing it.
The only valid explanation: “I have to come up with wild but somewhat defensible take on First Take, and I kind of got out of the pocket on that one.”
He said a silly thing and it did it with flair. That’s basically the output of that entire network at this point. Sometimes it’s pretty gonzo
He said a silly thing and it did it with flair. That’s basically the output of that entire network at this point. Sometimes it’s pretty gonzo
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The only valid explanation: “I have to come up with wild but somewhat defensible take on First Take, and I kind of got out of the pocket on that one.”
He said a silly thing and it did it with flair. That’s basically the output of that entire network at this point. Sometimes it’s pretty gonzo
He said a silly thing and it did it with flair. That’s basically the output of that entire network at this point. Sometimes it’s pretty gonzo
“Snoring? That’s the awesome sound of his internal fan simply attempting to cool down the heat radiating off his all powerful CPU”
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“Snoring? That’s the awesome sound of his internal fan simply attempting to cool down the heat radiating off his all powerful CPU”
List invalid for not including Fluff Bothwell out of Mississippi State
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
List invalid for not including Fluff Bothwell out of Mississippi State
First they came for the billionaires
And it ruled so much. Such a good time. Fuck those guys.
And it ruled so much. Such a good time. Fuck those guys.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
First they came for the billionaires
And it ruled so much. Such a good time. Fuck those guys.
And it ruled so much. Such a good time. Fuck those guys.
Time to put on my favorite Halloween movie, A Perfect World
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Time to put on my favorite Halloween movie, A Perfect World
In fairness it’s Pitchfork’s job to be a little pretentious. If they picked bands or songs I’ll have heard of before 2029 they’d be a trash publication
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In fairness it’s Pitchfork’s job to be a little pretentious. If they picked bands or songs I’ll have heard of before 2029 they’d be a trash publication
Why can’t we have more movies with obviously good guys like Starship Troopers or Falling Down?
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why can’t we have more movies with obviously good guys like Starship Troopers or Falling Down?
How much ketchup though?
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How much ketchup though?
I hung around for the fun week or so where supersoldiers could pay $8 and assume the identity of multinational conglomerations to shit post.
That was a fun week.
Left pretty quickly after that though
That was a fun week.
Left pretty quickly after that though
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I hung around for the fun week or so where supersoldiers could pay $8 and assume the identity of multinational conglomerations to shit post.
That was a fun week.
Left pretty quickly after that though
That was a fun week.
Left pretty quickly after that though
Well…you sort of do if you think something is seriously wrong with the health of the brain of the guy with the launch codes.
That’s the thing…this likely isn’t a frivolous procedure. I’m guessing he has better ways of spending his day than just taking a joyride in the MRI machine
That’s the thing…this likely isn’t a frivolous procedure. I’m guessing he has better ways of spending his day than just taking a joyride in the MRI machine
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Well…you sort of do if you think something is seriously wrong with the health of the brain of the guy with the launch codes.
That’s the thing…this likely isn’t a frivolous procedure. I’m guessing he has better ways of spending his day than just taking a joyride in the MRI machine
That’s the thing…this likely isn’t a frivolous procedure. I’m guessing he has better ways of spending his day than just taking a joyride in the MRI machine
Hey, I’m not forcing them
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hey, I’m not forcing them