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East Coast attitude buried under Minnesota snow. Here for the bad hockey and f1 takes.
Set up my bi-annual dog-sitting-so-I-remember-why-I-shouldn’t-get-a-pet week.
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Khang said there were no warning signs that immigration authorities were looking for him before he was detained on Jan. 21.
Pardoned auto shop owner freed after rare government reversal
Fong Khang spent seven days in detention despite being a legal resident and receiving clemency for past crimes.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I’ve taken up digital art as a coping mechanism to the bad shit that’s going on and for every protest drawing I do, I make myself draw two pictures of my friends pets
January 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Do I get a midwestern card if I ate a hotdog out of a thermos in -13 weather in a parking lot before an outdoor hockey game?
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Playing a game where I ask myself how many times will I fall asleep during the 9pm hockey game and then typically exceeding that by 2
January 21, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Still thinking about the girl at the devils v wild game (aka Hughesbowl) tonight that slipped her Jack jersey over her Quinn jersey in the third period.
January 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
My mom is a true hater. She send a mocking text to my friend who is an eagles fan every time the eagles lose. It’s unhinged. It’s especially unhinged because she roots for the Jets.
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The Devils out here playing like the NY Jets to remind me that my sports related pain won’t end with the football season.
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
It’s crazy that people still willingly watch video in public without headphones on. Like it’s 7:45am in a waiting room - maybe don’t start blasting a cycle of news and tiktok vids at full blast?
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
13 - 0 - 0 in my yahoo nhl fantasy league. Gonna keep it moving.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It really never occurs to me to make font bigger by zooming in. Like if it pops up at 50% who am I to think it should be bigger. I just need to be better at squinting.
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
At 3am, on the first Monday of the new year, the fire alarm in my apt started beeping because of a low battery. This can’t be a good sign.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Hosting dinner tonight and my mom just said “you don’t have any GravyMaster? Guess the gravy will just be ugly.”

Like what? Also, what the hell is gravy master and why should I know to have it?! And maybe let’s not shame the gravy?
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This year is already awesome. May it be happy, healthy, and have less broken glass in my kitchen.
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
The West Wing being back on Netflix has made my 2025. Smart political dialogue? Sign me up everyday.
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Having food scientist friends are so helpful when a brand changes the recipe of a hyperfixation food and they can provide a rubric for helping pick a new brand. 💜
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It’s a very important fantasy week so I need everyone on my team to lock it in.
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Update: had hot chocolate protein icecream for breakfast
I got a ninja creami for Christmas so this is going to be my personality for a lil bit
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I got a ninja creami for Christmas so this is going to be my personality for a lil bit
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My brother is watching hockey and texting me about it. Is this a thing now? Are we going to be a hockey family now?
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I can’t emphasize how funny I think it is that I’m bowling the best games of my life right now with an incredibly painful ECU subluxation and my teams in last place
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I saw a take that was not everything needs to be made into a rice crispy treat styled dessert. Well I just saw someone sub in Cheetos and I’m now onboard with that take.
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Googling cuts of a pig because apparently you can just get a group of people together and buy one? The Midwest is crazy.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pumpkin pie hand pies? More like pumpkin pie pop tarts. Well at least I’m bringing them to a brunch.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Started my night by walking into the wrong movie theater for the second time in two weeks. Ending my night arguing that sherbert (v sherbet) is linguistically correct.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM