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The Aspiring Viktor Bout of Condom Bombs.
He doesn't realize that JPM is Chase; Chase is JPM. Fcking dolt.
a picture of ray finkle is on a magazine cover
Alt: Einhorn IS JP Morgan! JP Morgan IS Einhorn!!!
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November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hahaha this stings a little. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
With the second largest Haitian population in the U.S., Mayor-elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social could have the opportunity to do something awesome if they make it. Would be a hell of a gesture of goodwill to the Haitian community, and brilliant extension of soft power to our allies in Carribean. 💙🧡
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think he's trying to say "I'm a gay guy." But ever since Mamaw punched him in the throat for saying so, it sounds like "I'm a Grok guy."
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
How has the internet not completed this task yet?
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The fck, man...
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
We turn now to Ms. Clifford for comment.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Question for the artist: is that two finger gesture a Jesus's two natures reference, or a nod to Babe's dear mother for teaching him that it was impolite to point?
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hahahahhaha Jesus...the eclipse straining...uhm,'finish' ..is just priceless.

Also, JD is gay and approved their message.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Even setting aside the corruption and criminality undergirding it all, this is going to end spectacularly for these snake oil salesmen. Mark Burnett is gunna have to bail them out with a reality competition show.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hahaha Thank you. Perfect. I can put my phone down for today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Real or perceived wealth; breadth and depth of actionable network.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Has Barr, or chatter about Barr, appeared in any of these yet?

Project for tomorrow...
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Yeah, but I mean, imagine the laughs and admiration she's gunna get at her future cocktail parties when regaling the guests with stories of the sous vide Kobe beef dinners she had prepared in prison.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I mean, at the risk of stepping into the pool wo swimmies on, who wouldn't be focused as they walked.

Shame on Jeffery, really, for not having safety fencing up!
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mmm...n'yump...n'yeah..n'rrmmhmmph..carry the one..n'yuhun.. Yeah. Yeah! I think that's basically right.
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He can't.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jayzus was in the Situation Room getting handsy with Bobo.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That was just his Amazon Merch on Demand burner account.

You could also inquire about the status of your delivery order from his Jamaican Restaurant at: [email protected]
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Preparing for war. Seems about right.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Caught up. Great thread! Though did raise my blood pressure.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ah! Apologies. I didn't realize there was a thread.

Seeing the word "loan" just triggers my student loan diarrhea-of-the-thumbs reflex before my brain has time to catch up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Now do college.

Federal student loans, underwritten to no credit standard or jobs market data, backed by no collateral, and non-dischargeable in bankruptcy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM