Roscoe the Dog
@thirdsunrising.bsky.social
I’m a Hound. I like to sniff stinky things. I keep the property free of rats and raccoons. I don’t play fetch, but thanks for asking. Living my best life in the great Pacific Northwest. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Sometimes it is so delightful to have your worst fears proven wrong
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Sometimes it is so delightful to have your worst fears proven wrong
None of it needs to be redacted. They are choosing to redact it. By law it should all just be released.
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
None of it needs to be redacted. They are choosing to redact it. By law it should all just be released.
It’s the Epstein Ballroom.
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It’s the Epstein Ballroom.
As a matter of policy the government should tie those payouts directly to revenues. If you get a $2000 check, you should also get a tax bill for the $2000 plus administrative expenses. Because that’s what’s basically being done, the money is going in a big circle, let’s make it small and clear
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As a matter of policy the government should tie those payouts directly to revenues. If you get a $2000 check, you should also get a tax bill for the $2000 plus administrative expenses. Because that’s what’s basically being done, the money is going in a big circle, let’s make it small and clear
The main difference between stocks and gambling, is the free drinks you get at the casino
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The main difference between stocks and gambling, is the free drinks you get at the casino
I’m pretty sure Joe Walsh reads your strip at least
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m pretty sure Joe Walsh reads your strip at least
Alcoholic personality? That’s our defense secretary.
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Alcoholic personality? That’s our defense secretary.
Do we seriously need a commandment for this shit?
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Do we seriously need a commandment for this shit?
It’s a good thing they like coal
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s a good thing they like coal
I can’t even get mad, when someone finally has this epiphany I can only be happy about it
December 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I can’t even get mad, when someone finally has this epiphany I can only be happy about it
Apparently they do blow shit up and kill everyone. It just hasn’t been official policy until now.
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Apparently they do blow shit up and kill everyone. It just hasn’t been official policy until now.
Seems like a perfectly fair employment decision to me
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Seems like a perfectly fair employment decision to me
And the dentistry! So much dentistry going on in there
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
And the dentistry! So much dentistry going on in there
Gosh that’s a pretty hefty fine for littering
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gosh that’s a pretty hefty fine for littering
Shhh. If you’re gonna say stuff like that you need to stay away from high windows.
December 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Shhh. If you’re gonna say stuff like that you need to stay away from high windows.
Why are you still there?
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why are you still there?
Gonna field goal you to oblivion
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Gonna field goal you to oblivion
You still have to stop Myers
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You still have to stop Myers
He got traction all right
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
He got traction all right
I didn’t realize Trump once had a man bod. Why didn’t he want these released? He looks fabulous. Oh, wait
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I didn’t realize Trump once had a man bod. Why didn’t he want these released? He looks fabulous. Oh, wait
I thought that was Twitter
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I thought that was Twitter
My god you’re right. The Seahawks are well known for doing incredibly goofy shit in these moments. I can hardly wait to see what it is.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My god you’re right. The Seahawks are well known for doing incredibly goofy shit in these moments. I can hardly wait to see what it is.
Boy wouldn’t that be one hell of an upset
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Boy wouldn’t that be one hell of an upset
So you believe ppl with guns have a chance in hell of defending themselves against the US government? It’s a fantasy. I don’t care if you have guns or not, keep them, but don’t kid yourself. The govt is broken but it’s too powerful and it’ll take more than a few dudes with guns to fix it.
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So you believe ppl with guns have a chance in hell of defending themselves against the US government? It’s a fantasy. I don’t care if you have guns or not, keep them, but don’t kid yourself. The govt is broken but it’s too powerful and it’ll take more than a few dudes with guns to fix it.
An air conditioner is a heat pump. They’re the same thing.
Why two names then? The ones we call heat pumps, are reversible. ACs transfer heat outside to cool the building; heat pumps can also move heat in to heat it.
Why two names then? The ones we call heat pumps, are reversible. ACs transfer heat outside to cool the building; heat pumps can also move heat in to heat it.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
An air conditioner is a heat pump. They’re the same thing.
Why two names then? The ones we call heat pumps, are reversible. ACs transfer heat outside to cool the building; heat pumps can also move heat in to heat it.
Why two names then? The ones we call heat pumps, are reversible. ACs transfer heat outside to cool the building; heat pumps can also move heat in to heat it.