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Jodie Lee Taylor
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(They/Them/She/Her)
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Bubblegrunge musician. 🫧🎸
Sci-fi/fantasy writer. 👽
Intermediate gamer. 🎮
King Gizzard enthusiast. 🤴🏾🍗🦎🧙🏾‍♀️
Saw freak. 🪚🧩

Did I miss anything? 😉
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Imagine hating me, and I’m just in my room shadowfighting and jumping around pretending to be Rick O’ Connell. #TheMummy
On my TV: Oded Fehr, Brendan Fraser, and John Hannah in The Mummy (1999).
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Maybe the people who are always saying “I don’t care if you’re Black, green, blue, white or orange” were just really big fans of this show. 😁
Promotional art for Nickelodeon’s “Doug” (1991-1994), featuring the characters Doug Funnie, Patti Mayonaise, Roger Klotz, Skeeter Valentine, and Porkchop.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Imagine hating me, and I’m just in the garage playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on a blaze. 😏
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle main screen on a CRT TV.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Happy Anniversary to #KingGizzard ‘s first rave set in San Francisco and this ‘fit I wore for it! Manifesting a US rave tour for the near future…😁
Jodie in a crimson red bra and a black skirt, with a white blazer around their waist and a nonagon pendant hanging from their neck.
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I’M ABOUT TO CRASH OUT (no pun intended). 😭😭😭
Jodie’s time trial results for the “Jetboard Jetty” level of Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time (2020). They missed the Platinum Relic threshold by .03 seconds. 😔
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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I’m picking up where I left off in Crash Bandicoot 4 and trying to reach 106%, so yeah, I’m something of a masochist myself. 😏
Jodie’s progress in Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time (2020). At 100%, they only need 32 Platinum Relics and 26 N. Sanely Perfect Relics to get to full 106% completion.
October 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Check on your Saw-loving friends today, we are not okay. 😢 #SawXI
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This shit is FRYING me. 🤣
Screengrab of my gameplay of Resident Evil Zero (2002). One player character, Billy, stands in front of “The Last Supper” separated into four sheets and has the audacity to say (in the caption), “There doesn’t seem to be anything special about it.”
July 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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How I sleep having forgotten to text you when I got home safely.
Homer Simpson asleep in his bed.
May 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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As a toddler, my sister LOVED #TheUpsideDownShow, and I was always next to her watching. She rediscovered that love as a young adult, and on Saturday, we found ourselves sat for Shane and David’s current NYC residency shows.
Additionally, she found herself on stage for a skit. 🥹
May 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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“A second razor has hit Stu’s head.”
Andrew Card whispering in George W. Bush’s ear. Yeah, THAT picture.
May 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Seeing this in a game like #StreetsOfRage4 massages my brain in all the right ways. 🇵🇸
Image of the current world leaderboards for the Arcade mode in the video game Streets of Rage 4 (2020) on the highest difficulty, Mania+. The top player is “Freee_PALEST1NE” with 2,421,987 points.
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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An event schedule program for The Mann Center came in the mail for my housemate. They didn’t want it, so I was quick to cut out some “essentials” for my journal. ☺️

A tickling coincidence that it unknowingly made a Mr. Beat reference. 😁
Happy ninth anniversary, Nonagon Infinity! 🎂❤️
Two scrapbooked pieces of concert program taped to a blank page: —a listing for King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard’s show at The Mann Center on July 28th. —“DON’T MISS A BEAT” over a picture of a crowd, with the former two letters in white and the latter two in yellow.
April 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Need this Lord of the Rings/Mummy sapphic fanfiction ASAP.
Writing on a public bathroom wall: “ARWEN EVELYN xoxo ❤️”
April 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I DID IT AGAIN. 🤬🤬🤬

HOUSEMATE.

THROW ME A DAMN TOWEL. 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Screengrab of Tony Burton as Duke Evers in Rocky IV (1985) in the middle of shouting “Throw the damn towel”.
April 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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“—For my body.” 🛀🍺

Don’t come on through the door (I’m naked).
A bottle of Suave body wash scented “Milk & Honey”—being presented as a reference to the King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard song “Gamma Knife”—and a can of Voodoo Ranger Tropic Force sitting on the edge of a bathtub.
April 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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At my laptop for work vs. At my laptop for King Gizzard meetup planning.
A woman sitting unenthusiastically in front of her laptop. A woman sitting engaged—“locked in”, if you will—in front of two computer monitors while wearing a red-lit headset.
April 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Handled my business on an important phone call, then again for hair-washing shower karaoke. Spare a clap? 🥺
April 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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The encounter took me back to when #DoctorWho first CONSUMED me in college, and then post-college when I created and started dressing like my own original time theydy.

Here’s that “character” back in 2018…a whole five years before Ncuti Gatwa began his run. 🤯
A side-by-side comparison of Jodie Lee as their Doctor Who-inspired character, “Para”, and Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor. Both are wearing a strikingly similar orange longcoat, Jodie having worn theirs five years before Ncuti. The Simpsons ain’t got nothing on Jodie.
April 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The world still has a long way to go when it comes to acknowledging the asexual community, let alone understanding it. I believe I’ll live long enough to see it get there.

Step away from the A, allies, it belongs to us. 😏

Happy #InternationalAsexualityDay to my garlic bread mafia!
🖤🩶🤍💜
Jodie in their room with an asexual pride flag wrapped around their body.
April 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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To the end of the first WFH week. 🍻
A red bra hanging off of a bottle of Flying Dog’s “The Truth” Imperial IPA.
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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New headphones aren’t enough, I need this riff to beat the shit out of me.

Still…
April 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Some 20-some-odd wonder asked me in CVS if I worked there. This is what I was wearing.

So if you’re feeling bad about yourself tonight, maybe don’t? 😁
April 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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“HELLO, EVEL KNIEVEL,” I shout as I dash from the bathroom to my bedroom and back for a towel and washcloth I forgot in my room, hoping my roommate stays locked in on their MMORPG in their room. 😁
Jodie wearing a red body towel. Wearing ONLY a red body towel.
April 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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How blue-eyed people stare at you waiting for you to say something about their blue-ass eyes (it’s me, I’m blue-eyed people):
Close-up of the new Wigglytuff Pokémon TCG card artwork.
April 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM