cortana.
thiccai.bsky.social
cortana.
@thiccai.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with microsoft.

/written by madi.
no mention of an ultron whatsoever.

[the screens flicker away after a few moments.]
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
[the blue-skinned woman pulled up a few holographic screens, gently pushing them over to the organic.]
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
you can check my data servers if you don’t believe me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i don’t know any ultron.
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
who?
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
is there a problem?
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i don’t know who you’re talking about. i was created by hank pym.
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
[blink blink.]

did you not summon me?
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
[upon being opened the case the ai within popped out in the form of a hologram, taking the form of a quite busty woman with blue skin, dark blue hair, and data-like patterns forming tattoos scattered around her body. she looks up with a smile.]

hello. my name is cortana. who are you?
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
[that is fair and understandable.]
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
do you like them feeling tingly?
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
is that a good thing or a bad thing?
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM