Ryan
@theyoungryan.bsky.social
Just a guy in too many bands.
needless ghost, gnatcatcher, vocabularies and dear forbidden.
needless ghost, gnatcatcher, vocabularies and dear forbidden.
@thebandcake.bsky.social sorry to bother you, but do you know when the Motorcade of Generosity reissue going to ship? thanks!
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
@thebandcake.bsky.social sorry to bother you, but do you know when the Motorcade of Generosity reissue going to ship? thanks!
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'no kings' includes draft kings, as far as i am concerned
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
'no kings' includes draft kings, as far as i am concerned
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A little surprised by how much I’m enjoying the new Game of Thrones show (Knight of the Seven Kingdoms). It’s….adorable?
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
A little surprised by how much I’m enjoying the new Game of Thrones show (Knight of the Seven Kingdoms). It’s….adorable?
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RIP Fred Smith of Television — one of the coolest bassists of all time.
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
RIP Fred Smith of Television — one of the coolest bassists of all time.
I made a record and it came out today, this very bandcamp friday. #bandcampfriday it now belongs to the void. vocabulariesmusic.bandcamp.com/album/for-th... #postpunk #nowave
for the hundredth time, by Vocabularies
8 track album
vocabulariesmusic.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I made a record and it came out today, this very bandcamp friday. #bandcampfriday it now belongs to the void. vocabulariesmusic.bandcamp.com/album/for-th... #postpunk #nowave
No Oscar nominations for Baby Assassins 3, your awards show is invalid.
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
No Oscar nominations for Baby Assassins 3, your awards show is invalid.
Every time I see it I think it says “MJ Slenderman”
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Every time I see it I think it says “MJ Slenderman”
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On paywalls, from THEY KNEW: "There is no longer a public sphere, but there is a public flat earth."
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/its-safe-t...
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/its-safe-t...
It’s safe to read THEY KNEW now.
As safe as it’s going to get, anyway.
sarahkendzior.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
On paywalls, from THEY KNEW: "There is no longer a public sphere, but there is a public flat earth."
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/its-safe-t...
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/its-safe-t...
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The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j
January 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The Epstein files are just a distraction from the Don Lemon arrests which are just a distraction from the ICE murders which are just a distraction from price of eggs which is just a distraction from spiking health care premiums which are just a distraction from the collapsing global order which is j
@guypidgeotto.bsky.social new STUCK song is awesome. looking forward to the new record. Come to Philly if you do a tour.
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
@guypidgeotto.bsky.social new STUCK song is awesome. looking forward to the new record. Come to Philly if you do a tour.
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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DHS illegally takes another life
January 24, 2026 at 6:42 PM
DHS illegally takes another life
Fight or flight, a movie from last year, that I’d never heard of until 2 days ago, staring josh Garnett, was a great, great time.
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Fight or flight, a movie from last year, that I’d never heard of until 2 days ago, staring josh Garnett, was a great, great time.
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He's just not living up to the standards you'd expect of someone who won the Fifa Peace Prize.
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
He's just not living up to the standards you'd expect of someone who won the Fifa Peace Prize.
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so fun. It's feels good being back in the #GoT universe. Excited for what's to come. #GameofThrones #Egg
a knight of the seven kingdoms new series is coming in 2025
ALT: a knight of the seven kingdoms new series is coming in 2025
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January 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so fun. It's feels good being back in the #GoT universe. Excited for what's to come. #GameofThrones #Egg
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
This is the greatest review I’ve ever gotten
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
This is the greatest review I’ve ever gotten
Josh Allen is really fumbling this game
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Josh Allen is really fumbling this game
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Fuck GenAI and those who use it :)
Have a nice weekend.
Have a nice weekend.
December 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fuck GenAI and those who use it :)
Have a nice weekend.
Have a nice weekend.
it feels gross to promote stuff rn with *gestures at everything* but I have a new album out next month. I made a video & put it up last night with the intent of posting about it at some point. Somehow it already has views & comments. Go watch it and like and comment.
youtu.be/CwRXXJyWPxg?...
youtu.be/CwRXXJyWPxg?...
Vocabularies - Patron Saint
YouTube video by Ryan Young
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January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
it feels gross to promote stuff rn with *gestures at everything* but I have a new album out next month. I made a video & put it up last night with the intent of posting about it at some point. Somehow it already has views & comments. Go watch it and like and comment.
youtu.be/CwRXXJyWPxg?...
youtu.be/CwRXXJyWPxg?...
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This video is a dream. I hope you love it as much as we do. Working with Kate, Laura and Chris was beyond my expectations but everything I knew it could be. ❤️
NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt
kimgordon.lnk.to/nottoday
NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt
kimgordon.lnk.to/nottoday
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This video is a dream. I hope you love it as much as we do. Working with Kate, Laura and Chris was beyond my expectations but everything I knew it could be. ❤️
NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt
kimgordon.lnk.to/nottoday
NOT TODAY
Directed by Kate & Laura Mulleavy with cinematography by Chris Blauvelt
kimgordon.lnk.to/nottoday
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
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Eagles offense with a 35th percentile performance, based on EPA/drive.
That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense.
Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.
That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense.
Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Eagles offense with a 35th percentile performance, based on EPA/drive.
That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense.
Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.
That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense.
Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.
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Second OC he’s hand picked in three years who has been bad.
His excuse is he let Kevin Patullo call the plays, and Patullo was bland and unimaginative. Need a new OC.
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Second OC he’s hand picked in three years who has been bad.
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Potentially unpopular opinion: I’d move on from Sirianni faster than I would from Lafleur.
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Potentially unpopular opinion: I’d move on from Sirianni faster than I would from Lafleur.
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?
MLF also screwed up the clock, but Packers were majorly affected by injuries.
What’s Nick’s excuse?