Niles Paine
@theyblades.bsky.social
30. 🌹. Reply Enby. Jaded. Fun Loving Bisexual. (They/Them). UK (unfortunately).
Hmm Valentine’s Day on dating app, maybe someone feels lonely enough for this enby? Oooh they do! Let’s see what they have to say? “Do u dress up?” “U wear women’s panties?” That’s enough for this year!
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Hmm Valentine’s Day on dating app, maybe someone feels lonely enough for this enby? Oooh they do! Let’s see what they have to say? “Do u dress up?” “U wear women’s panties?” That’s enough for this year!
Ah yes the sensible centrist are back in the room! *places my hands on my hips as my trousers fall down to my ankles*
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Ah yes the sensible centrist are back in the room! *places my hands on my hips as my trousers fall down to my ankles*
The serious answer to the “trans debate” in the UK is “well the cats out the bag now like it or lump it”. You’re appeasing paranoid control freaks who will see anyone gender non-conforming as one of them nebulous transes, any butch women or feminine man is now a target for cranks.
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
The serious answer to the “trans debate” in the UK is “well the cats out the bag now like it or lump it”. You’re appeasing paranoid control freaks who will see anyone gender non-conforming as one of them nebulous transes, any butch women or feminine man is now a target for cranks.
“Can Helen Lewis be transphobic?
Helen Lewis can have a little transphobia, as a treat”
By Helen Lewis
Helen Lewis can have a little transphobia, as a treat”
By Helen Lewis
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
“Can Helen Lewis be transphobic?
Helen Lewis can have a little transphobia, as a treat”
By Helen Lewis
Helen Lewis can have a little transphobia, as a treat”
By Helen Lewis
I feel bad for people who use text to speech for YouTube that get hit with the AI slop allegations.
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I feel bad for people who use text to speech for YouTube that get hit with the AI slop allegations.
I’d respect Starmer more if he came out and said “I’m sorry is it illegal to have mates” than this trite lying he’s currently doing.
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I’d respect Starmer more if he came out and said “I’m sorry is it illegal to have mates” than this trite lying he’s currently doing.
Basic converse did get ruined for me when it pivoted straight to being the “cool dad shoe” right after getting popular again about 10 years ago.
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Basic converse did get ruined for me when it pivoted straight to being the “cool dad shoe” right after getting popular again about 10 years ago.
I think Keir Starmer is a man with zero social skills and you can get him to do whatever by just pretending to have an interest in him.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I think Keir Starmer is a man with zero social skills and you can get him to do whatever by just pretending to have an interest in him.
Not to sound weird or callous but it is a great feeling when about half the powerful people you hate turn up in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Not to sound weird or callous but it is a great feeling when about half the powerful people you hate turn up in the Epstein files.
I’m following UnHerd on here so I can religiously reply to every post they make with “you don’t half talk some shite 👍“.
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I’m following UnHerd on here so I can religiously reply to every post they make with “you don’t half talk some shite 👍“.
I tend not to be in the anti-drug camp but I do wonder how much of the UK’s rise in male suicide can be blamed on increased casual cocaine usage.
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I tend not to be in the anti-drug camp but I do wonder how much of the UK’s rise in male suicide can be blamed on increased casual cocaine usage.
The only Good Win in Gorton should be the greens winning.
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 AM
The only Good Win in Gorton should be the greens winning.
It might be good that Burnham was blocked from becoming Labour leader as it’s spared us an election campaign featuring the ghost of Tony Wilson and repeated references to the Hacienda.
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
It might be good that Burnham was blocked from becoming Labour leader as it’s spared us an election campaign featuring the ghost of Tony Wilson and repeated references to the Hacienda.
If your main criticism of Polanski is “all his politics is just meme’s and slogans” then I’d say the fact that what he’s accomplished in five months is a bigger criticism of the other main parties than anything else.
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 AM
If your main criticism of Polanski is “all his politics is just meme’s and slogans” then I’d say the fact that what he’s accomplished in five months is a bigger criticism of the other main parties than anything else.
Back and slightly rebranded.
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Back and slightly rebranded.
I feel the biggest indicator of how irrelevant the Conservative Party have gotten over the last year is that no one uses Tory as an insult that much anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I feel the biggest indicator of how irrelevant the Conservative Party have gotten over the last year is that no one uses Tory as an insult that much anymore.
Having a vocal disliking of Rosie Jones is a sure sign that you’re a dickhead.
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Having a vocal disliking of Rosie Jones is a sure sign that you’re a dickhead.
I’m an expert on Venezuela because I played Mercenaries 2 back in the day.
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I’m an expert on Venezuela because I played Mercenaries 2 back in the day.
I’m really concerned about the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I’m really concerned about the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize.
Opening up Netflix and getting hit by both Dave Chappelle’s and Gervais’ new specials. Not bad for two cancelled comedians who say the unsayable.
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Opening up Netflix and getting hit by both Dave Chappelle’s and Gervais’ new specials. Not bad for two cancelled comedians who say the unsayable.
Another tedious “what shop would you like to see here” posts on a local facebook group popping up, one thing they’ve made clear to me is how many people don’t actually go into their local town centres anymore.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Another tedious “what shop would you like to see here” posts on a local facebook group popping up, one thing they’ve made clear to me is how many people don’t actually go into their local town centres anymore.
Anyone that comments “who?” or some variation of it beneath an article about someone dying should have all their internet access revoked permanently.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Anyone that comments “who?” or some variation of it beneath an article about someone dying should have all their internet access revoked permanently.
Goodfella’s is a Christmas film
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Goodfella’s is a Christmas film
Tom Skinner really did get a bit of the right wing smoke blown up his arse and it really went to his head lol.
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Tom Skinner really did get a bit of the right wing smoke blown up his arse and it really went to his head lol.
A fascinating thing that you notice in Facebook groups is all the NIMBY’s are also the exact same people booting off about HMO’s popping up.
December 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A fascinating thing that you notice in Facebook groups is all the NIMBY’s are also the exact same people booting off about HMO’s popping up.