michael
@thewrongfork.bsky.social
Make no mistake, I live in a prison. That I built myself, it is my religion.
Yes! That I knew. I read this as you quit using Siri. Now it makes sense.
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Yes! That I knew. I read this as you quit using Siri. Now it makes sense.
I almost typed out your full government name. TABER.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I almost typed out your full government name. TABER.
You are a nuisance. No matter the app.
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You are a nuisance. No matter the app.
So will this 🥖. Why spend mine when I can spend yours?
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
So will this 🥖. Why spend mine when I can spend yours?
I should have blocked you a long time ago.
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I should have blocked you a long time ago.
Why are you like this dad?
September 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why are you like this dad?
You can actually sleep until 9am? At our big age? Jealous.
September 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You can actually sleep until 9am? At our big age? Jealous.
Girl I will sponsor the cat, go get one!
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Girl I will sponsor the cat, go get one!
Its correct pronunciation is one of the most confusing ones I’ve ever found in the French language.
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Its correct pronunciation is one of the most confusing ones I’ve ever found in the French language.
You’ve been dad for a long time.
September 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You’ve been dad for a long time.