the wizard elwood
@thewizardelwood.bsky.social
he/him
home maker, sage, private detective, grand chancellor of antifa
I like ttrpgs, food culture, and deconstructing western culture norms with an eye towards smashing patriarchy and fascism
I have friends everywhere
home maker, sage, private detective, grand chancellor of antifa
I like ttrpgs, food culture, and deconstructing western culture norms with an eye towards smashing patriarchy and fascism
I have friends everywhere
Avocado Hand and Mandoline De-Fingerprinting are rites of passage on the Dishwasher to Cook path.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Avocado Hand and Mandoline De-Fingerprinting are rites of passage on the Dishwasher to Cook path.
Discastle. Discoastal?
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Discastle. Discoastal?
I'm hoping they'll open up PVE-only servers.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm hoping they'll open up PVE-only servers.
They *probably* wouldn't have rung the doorbell if that was the plan.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They *probably* wouldn't have rung the doorbell if that was the plan.
I love that for them.
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I love that for them.
A rice cooker is magic for this: add sauce and you have a "get you through to the next day" meal. Add veggies (frozen works) and any protein (lunch meat, can of beans, chopped up Spam) and you have a reasonably healthy meal for cheap.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A rice cooker is magic for this: add sauce and you have a "get you through to the next day" meal. Add veggies (frozen works) and any protein (lunch meat, can of beans, chopped up Spam) and you have a reasonably healthy meal for cheap.
Technically, not all facial tissue is kleenex, but we call it that anyway, and people understand.
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Technically, not all facial tissue is kleenex, but we call it that anyway, and people understand.
I agree with you on principle, but also I agree with you because It'd seriously explode some heads.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I agree with you on principle, but also I agree with you because It'd seriously explode some heads.
Alternately, a world where a robot squishes your head like a grape because you forgot to use a turn signal.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Alternately, a world where a robot squishes your head like a grape because you forgot to use a turn signal.
I think that's the first step to getting a bunch of Spider-Mans.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think that's the first step to getting a bunch of Spider-Mans.
How much do you want to bet there's a shark tooth on that necklace
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How much do you want to bet there's a shark tooth on that necklace
You a fan of Beardneck Magazine?
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You a fan of Beardneck Magazine?
It's when Church is wearing a trench coat and standing in a shadowy parking garage
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's when Church is wearing a trench coat and standing in a shadowy parking garage
They're just trying to reach out
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
They're just trying to reach out
That's way better than what I was thinking.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That's way better than what I was thinking.