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thewinterizzy
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no but seriously imagine it.
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I made bagels for the first time ever and they actually look and taste like bagels. 🥯✨
Overhead photo of a ball of dough in a bowl on the counter. The same bowl on the count, profile angle, with the dough now risen. Freshly cooked bagels (frumpily-shaped but golden brown) on a sheet pan resting on the stovetop. Hand holding a plate with a bagel cut in half, buttered and with strawberry jam. A cat looks upward at the plate from below.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Never beating the horse girl allegations. 🐴
Screen shot of texts: Do you have a photo of that stuffed horse you’ve had for forever on your bed? …which one? 🤣 The one by the bear or the mega big one. Uhhhh the dark brown one 😂😂 Dude they’re both brown LMAO but hang on I think you mean — I was VERY creative as a child — Chocolate
October 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Why does my pretzel look like a mouse—??? 🐁
Close up picture of a short pretzel stick pinched in my fingers. There’s a poorly drawn red outline detailing the shape of a small head, mousy ears, and leg stumps.
September 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I’ve been doing some light research. It’s been 64 days since I returned my keys; 48 from the day my lease ended. 🤭
Screen cap from https://app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=59.18.280 — (2) If the landlord fails to give the statement and any documentation required by subsection (1) of this section together with any refund due the tenant within the time limits specified in subsection (1) of this section he or she shall be liable to the tenant for the full amount of the deposit.
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Shelves are finally up!! Stanley, Simsie, Snap, and the Money Mouse wait patiently for their goblin friend to arrive. 💛💚
cc: @lilsimsie.bsky.social @risshella.com
On a white wall shelf: 1. Stanley Humphrey plushie (Sims character of a man wearing sunglasses and a weenie suit) 2. lilsimsie figurine (wearing a pink Sensitive hoodie and jeans) holding Snap (brown/white cat) 3. Money Mouse sticker (scraggly brown mouse emote) with a heart speech bubble
September 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Current hobby is collecting all the color options per item. 🩵🩷🤍
cc: @hankgreen.bsky.social 🫘
Screen cap of the Focus Friend app: Sprout enjoying their current room layout, with a speech bubble: “Just… bean-ing.” [Further description provided in initial thread post.] The room has similar decorations as before, but now favoring a pink and white color scheme, with a blue-pink-white checkered rug.
August 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I hope this ages so poorly. 🤡
Comic panel (meme): Panel 1 — Guy wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says “no fear” Panel 2 — close up on the shirt, edited to say “the countdown is just podcast merch” Panel 3 — zooms back out, shirt now says “one fear”
August 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I’m a mother!! 🐚💚
Screen shot from Makeship account: thewinterizzy’s badge unlocked for purchasing Little Goblin Plushie by Rishella. Octagonal blue and green badge icon has a photo of a green goblin plushie with a mischievous expression holding a purple shell.
August 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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POV this is the first thing you see when you enter my apartment. 🍕 @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Pizza John puzzle in a black frame and hung up on the wall.
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I’ve been inspired to revisit this journey thank you.
Screen shot of Libby app: Into the Wild (Warriors, series 1) checked out and on my Loans shelf.
August 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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When artists imply they can’t do anything about resale tickets or absurdist resale prices remember that they can actually if they wanted to.
Screen cap from Jon Bellion newsletter: We are doing everything we can to get tickets back for you guys. We were able to scrub back from scalpers. Winded up getting 867 tickets back for Friday and 37 back for saturday. The scalpers barely got in for the Saturday because we serviced you guys first and made sure yall had unique codes and early access.
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I fear Sprout has become my favorite coworker.
cc: @hankgreen.bsky.social 🫘
Screen cap of the Focus Friend app: Sprout browsing their phone with a silly focused expression. They’re standing on a circular solar system rug. [Further description provided in initial thread post.] The room is completely cluttered now. A desk with art supplies, a craft cart, trash can, and plant have been added. Added on the left wall: a mail box, mirror, cork board, and plants. Added on the right wall: a big window with yellow curtains.
July 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Reminder: your kitchen cabinets don’t have to be boring. 💫
Superman (2025) mini poster taped inside a kitchen cabinet. Fantastic Four (2025) mini poster taped inside a kitchen cabinet.
July 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Had a good day today. I love this app. 🤗
Screen cap of the Focus Friend app: Sprout browsing their phone with a silly focused expression. [Further description provided in initial thread post.] New decor additions to the room: a white shelf with crafty clutter; leaves, a mushroom, moss, and paper stars hanging on the left wall; a collection of movie-inspired posters such as Jaws and Ghostbusters on the right wall, with pastel party bunting above them.
July 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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🌱 Sprout’s Journey, a thread.
🔗 www.yourfocusfriend.com
🫘 @hankgreen.bsky.social
Screen cap of the Focus Friend app: A personified cartoon brown bean, Sprout (user-selected name), drinks from a boba cup with a cat lid. They stand in an empty room with plain walls (light green and light yellow) and tan wooden flooring. App icons line the edge with options to purchase in-app content, settings, edit your bean, or decorate your room. The main button exclaims “Focus!”
July 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Modern problems require modern solutions. 🫘
Screen shot of phone: Using iOS, a custom-made focus filter called “Bean Time” with a picture of my Focus Friend bean set as my phone wallpaper when enabled.
July 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I bought a shelf to celebrate day one of mine and Sprout’s partnership. 🫘
Screen cap of “Focus Friend” app: a cartoon-style room, mostly empty, except for a small cluttered shelf and a personified bean drinking a boba tea with a cat lid.
July 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Okay everyone what did you name your beans? 🫘👀 @hankgreen.bsky.social
Screen cap of “Focus Friend” app: An anthropomorphic cartoon bean (brown, with a little green leaf on its head) standing on a cloud. I just named them. They’re saying, “Sprout? I like it!”
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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🧍‍♀️
Screen cap of Gemma’s tweet. Above it, iPhone Spotify player with Dan and Phil’s Terrible Influence soundtrack playing.
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I have so many coins now that we have to start being creative with placement. ▶️💟 🫶🏻 @projectforawesome.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social @hankgreen.bsky.social
P4A commemorative coin collection on top of my bookshelf, featuring years 2013-2025, as well as a Pizza John (Pizzamas) and NFTBA (April Fools). They’re mostly in chronological order, spaced diagonally.
July 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Anyway how’s your day going—
Screenshot of a series of Discord messages from me: […] YESTERDAY…” and me and [name redacted] both just 👁️👁️ at each other and finally went back to work lol The width of my phone separating the eyes to separate lines is taking me out 👁️ 👁️ I FORGOT IT WOULD BE BIG NO [Alt note: the two eye emojis are comically extra large.] MY PHONE IS STAAAAARIIIING AT MEEEEEEEE
July 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I dug through my old photo albums and just got humbled so quick WHAT IN THE VIDCON 2013 IS THIS FACE— anyway something something sincere thanks for all the laughs and comfort over the years, glad to still be here with you as the latest versions of ourselves. 🫶🏻
A selfie of me (wearing a white t-shirt with Megabyte, Mitchell Davis’s cat, on it) and Tyler (wearing a black button up) during a VidCon meet n’ greet. I’m making a silly duck face and Tyler’s the epitome of :D in human form.
July 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Kermit the Frog Christmas Carol meme: There’s only one more sleep ‘til… MOVING DAY. [screams internally]
July 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Step one: KEYS.
Step two: collapse on floor.
Step three: profit?
POV you’re laying on the floor holding up your keychain with brand new apartment keys added to your regular set, sunlight coming in through the window blinds in the background.
July 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Of all the ridiculous things in my possession this would be in the running for most ridiculous.
A release-day Borders box for Breaking Dawn, dated August 2, 2008.
June 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM