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Peter Werle
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No longer worried about stars/bellies. |40|
Which is WILD. I used to never miss these films, Disney and PIXAR both, and now I default to "i need unanimous critical praise".

I know "peak of childhood perfectly aligned to Disney Renaissance" isn't to be taken for granted, but I sure did til the last decade.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When "Wish" was so flat it genuinely alarmed me. How can they make such a big deal about their legacy and anniversary and commemorate it with a nothingburger?
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This comes in direct response to the announcement this past week finally allowing merged boys and girls Troops. It's more Hegseth misogyny policy and it sucks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Very good parenting. If they don't learn the virtues of the Henry rifle at home then they'll learn them on the streets.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
*Building a tiny little dark room for dolls to develop your tiny film*
a man sitting at a table says i 'm the furthest in yellow letters
ALT: a man sitting at a table says i 'm the furthest in yellow letters
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me
Yeah, you, you wreck me
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was wreck me
Yeah, you, you wreck me
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They call me Doctor Worm.
Good morning how are you I'm Doctor Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real Doctor but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm.
I live like a worm.
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Making a Troll series for that guy, but it's Troll 2 and Hector goes to Nilbog
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hector crossover seems imminent
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Not your first brush with the old "Schweizer or Sasquatch" conundrum.
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Game Prompt: You are a tiny house. You see TRex, he's looking erudite and sensual.

Say "step on me Daddy"
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"Zork" is open source now Ryan, consider converting your dino porn to interactive text so I can go left(sexily) into trex's arms.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
... Which numbers were they again?
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Reposted by Peter Werle
If you'd rather bigots hold trans people's lives hostage instead of trans people hold the comfort of bigots hostage, well OK, that's your calculus, you get to make your choices in democracy—but own your choice. Admit it. Stand on your business. Go curry the favor of bigots and own the results.
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If I cry at the end of any given movie does that head-canonically kill the cast?

...I'm 6th Sensing all of cinema as we shit post
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dammit I wanted this for selfish reasons but UGH yours are better
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Forever disappointed, make more hulks, real photogs hulk
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM