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🏴‍☠️ wafflestomper 👻
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brain rot and empathy
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mood etc
Pic of a tween girl in shades dancing in her windbreaker surrounded by people on a dance floor. the people around her are labelled things like “billionaires” “Christians” “American politics” and “societal collapse”. Over her is the phrase “me just trying to vibe”
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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happy sunday from me and snoopy x
#calfflex
Mirror selfie with me flexing my calf and wearing a snoopy t shirt
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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peek inside my [chaotic good] communication style
A grid of my most recently used emojis from my keyboard; a veritable smorgasbord of affection, facial expressions of all sorts, and horn
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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oop
Screen cap from Stranger Things season 2 after Steve gets beaten up in episode 8 and wakes up in his car mistaking Mike for Nancy Mike’s face morphed over Nancy’s in the poster for season 3, making for an Aphex Twin style nightmare
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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profile pic worthy screencap
Joe Keery saying “both of them”
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Interviewer: who was your first crush?

Joe Bisexual King Keery:
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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back to red coz I’m indecisive but red feels right right now 🤷🏻‍♂️
Partially side profile selfie showing my short red hair. Colour by ‘Saw Red’ by Bleach London
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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shirt wrinklier than my scrote. happy sunday freak x #calfflex
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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tiktok comments are 😭
Comments on a TikTok video where the creator is talking about the recent revelation that Donald Trump slurped down Bill Clinton. First comment says “the gulp of America”. One below that says “getting Kirk from Donnie is crazy”
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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making it into a series #calfflex
Mirror selfie where I’m wearing a yellow knit tank top and khaki rugby shorts with my leg up flexing my lil calf muscle
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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plaids for spring. subversive?
Mirror selfie where I’m wearing a plain black tee under a red flannel shirt, grey shorts, grey dad hat, and flexing my calf muscle sluttily
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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it might be a wig but still 🥴🥵🫠💕
Natalia Dyer with long strawberry blonde hair, a turquoise windbreaker, orange ruffled shorty shirts, black tights and blue strappy heels A close up of Natalia Dyer’s face card
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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*dyes red hair green to get back to brown hair
*winks in colour theory 😉
Mirror selfie. Me in a stripey shirt winking into the camera
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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let’s go girls
Shania Twain holding a chainsaw with text that says The Shania Twainsaw Massacre
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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popped a bicep for the first time iml
pic of me stretching showing a bit of a bicep. Angle kind of make me look like I have a mini T rex arm
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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my boy out there doing so many side quests. he officiated his best friend’s halloween-themed wedding where everyone dressed up. he dressed as season 3 scoops ahoy steve 😭
Joe Keery looking thoroughly bisexual coded dressed with gucci shades and a sailors outfit and trying to hold back tears as he marries his bestie
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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just noticed this big bitch just chilling watching youtube vids with me…..
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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guncle duties today 💝
Me and my three young nieces
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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jozi face card 🌆
Selfie where I’m wearing a black flat brim cap, green and cream striped tshirt, faded black denim shirt over it, a necklace on a chain and pale pink headphones
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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needed a spooky season makeover
Me with deep orange hair
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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best friend things pt 2 🖤💜
Me and my other bestie stood in front of the same wall. He’s a whole foot taller than me and darker skinned with a long mullet and micro bangs
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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best friend things 💜💜
Me and my bestie (a little lesbian) standing in front of a pink wall smiling
October 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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chapman’s peak aka chappie’s
Pic of me wearing a red sweater and orange framed shades looking back at the camera with an eyebrow arched. there is sea and mountains with pointed peaks behind me
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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the hat has made its beach debut 🙌🏻
me on the beach on a cloudy day wearing a navy work suit jacket, white tea, orange shades and the floppy bucket hat with adjustment string
October 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM