Ace Shrift
@theviewfromhellis.bsky.social
@mad_charkulics on the old one
do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog
do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog
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Could someone just do it please, thanks
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Could someone just do it please, thanks
in a real country a genius like curt cignetti would be solving nuclear fusion or curing cancer instead he was spending 80 hours a week studying tape of three star defensive ends in emmaus pennsylvania
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 AM
in a real country a genius like curt cignetti would be solving nuclear fusion or curing cancer instead he was spending 80 hours a week studying tape of three star defensive ends in emmaus pennsylvania
Penn State Basketball National Champions 2028 book it
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Penn State Basketball National Champions 2028 book it
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this is way more impressive than Leicester winning the Premier League
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
this is way more impressive than Leicester winning the Premier League
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The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️♂️
trying to remind myself that online isn’t real life but the volume of lies and bullshit (real or AI) that immediately sprung up across socials to defend the ICE shooting yesterday has me feeling incredibly defeated. I don’t know how you cut through all of this noise
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
trying to remind myself that online isn’t real life but the volume of lies and bullshit (real or AI) that immediately sprung up across socials to defend the ICE shooting yesterday has me feeling incredibly defeated. I don’t know how you cut through all of this noise
vintage Jalen Pickett night in Philly
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
vintage Jalen Pickett night in Philly
Mendoza is the first YouTuber Heisman winner
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Mendoza is the first YouTuber Heisman winner
beat their asses before the sun could even set
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
beat their asses before the sun could even set
my brain is not wired to consider the possibility of National Champion Indiana
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
my brain is not wired to consider the possibility of National Champion Indiana
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if you are bored by pluribus and my curmudgeonly queen carol sturka that's a skill issue*!!!
*reasonable minds may disagree but I tried to work through that disagreement in writing
variety.com/2025/tv/colu...
*reasonable minds may disagree but I tried to work through that disagreement in writing
variety.com/2025/tv/colu...
‘Pluribus’ May Be Slow, but It Was Never Boring
Vince Gilligan's Apple sci-fi drama 'Pluribus' has been criticized for its slow pace, but the show is never boring.
variety.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
if you are bored by pluribus and my curmudgeonly queen carol sturka that's a skill issue*!!!
*reasonable minds may disagree but I tried to work through that disagreement in writing
variety.com/2025/tv/colu...
*reasonable minds may disagree but I tried to work through that disagreement in writing
variety.com/2025/tv/colu...
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
I was in the middle of typing “I will bet a million dollars on an Arsenal winner here” after we equalized and then Arsenal scored the winner. Peak Wolves.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I was in the middle of typing “I will bet a million dollars on an Arsenal winner here” after we equalized and then Arsenal scored the winner. Peak Wolves.
BYU - talk about a Crumbl!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BYU - talk about a Crumbl!!!
let me be the first to say Catt Mampbell
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
let me be the first to say Catt Mampbell
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Pat Kraft every time he interviewed a coach until he found Matt Campbell
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pat Kraft every time he interviewed a coach until he found Matt Campbell
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2.5x speed I downloaded from a buddy but you get the gist of it. The "rolling his pants legs" part lol
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
2.5x speed I downloaded from a buddy but you get the gist of it. The "rolling his pants legs" part lol
Kalani Sitake? Nah I ‘on like mushrooms tanks doh
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Kalani Sitake? Nah I ‘on like mushrooms tanks doh
going on the record to say: Kalani Sitake, FFC
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
going on the record to say: Kalani Sitake, FFC
Jim Knowles
a rocket is being launched into the sky
ALT: a rocket is being launched into the sky
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Jim Knowles
so heartwarming when middle schoolers spend their day at the nursing home
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
so heartwarming when middle schoolers spend their day at the nursing home
we’ve got an all-time queens show happening now www.youtube.com/live/2ejvI57...
Live From Austin City Limits - An ACL Taping with Queens of the Stone Age
YouTube video by Queens Of The Stone Age
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
we’ve got an all-time queens show happening now www.youtube.com/live/2ejvI57...
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy