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Dave Emmett
@theunrealdave.bsky.social
🤘⚡️❤️🖖🌈 (🦋) he/him
Hollywood, CA

Giving politics through the lens of The Jonas Brothers.
December 7, 2024 at 9:11 PM
CEO Assassin is way, way hotter.
December 7, 2024 at 8:38 PM
ngl he’s hot. I’d (ahem) hit it.
December 6, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Gimme a ticket with Pete and Sarah McBride.
December 6, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Pls tell me this is Trek reference
December 6, 2024 at 10:27 AM
King
December 6, 2024 at 10:23 AM
He’s just got those 🍾 probs babee
December 6, 2024 at 10:23 AM
100% genuine product it says so right on the box
December 6, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Wondering if he picked beer or a shot as his eye-opener for the day.
December 6, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Girl, same. High-key millennial-core.
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Leaving Elon Musk on Earth.
December 6, 2024 at 9:51 AM
For real. The only Joe giving true-modern-Alpha worth looking to is Joe Jonas.
December 4, 2024 at 8:38 PM