Legion of the Unexplainables
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All those things that go bump in the night? All those creatures no one believes are around? All the cryptids, monsters, and aliens, the thing you swear you saw that night? All of them are part of the Legion of the Unexplainables. All of them will be here
It's been almost 73 years since the Outreach team found May in Flatwoods. Yeah, the Flatwoods Monster is a she, and her human name's May. And she really, really doesn't appreciate the whole "monster" thing.
June 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's been almost 73 years since the Outreach team found May in Flatwoods. Yeah, the Flatwoods Monster is a she, and her human name's May. And she really, really doesn't appreciate the whole "monster" thing.
It's been almost 73 years since the Outreach team found May in Flatwoods. Yeah, the Flatwoods Monster is a she, and her human name's May. And she really, really doesn't appreciate the whole "monster" thing.
June 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's been almost 73 years since the Outreach team found May in Flatwoods. Yeah, the Flatwoods Monster is a she, and her human name's May. And she really, really doesn't appreciate the whole "monster" thing.
Hemlock the Squonk. Boy, this one gave us trouble!
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
June 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hemlock the Squonk. Boy, this one gave us trouble!
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
Hemlock the Squonk. Boy, this one gave us trouble!
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
June 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hemlock the Squonk. Boy, this one gave us trouble!
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
The idea was to capture/rescue him from a life of quiet desperation in Pennsylvania. We used the PDD (Psychic Distress Detector) to find the most depressed creature in the state, but that just pointed us to the 4460 accountants registered there.
Good old Mokele-Mbembe was near the top of the list for the most "popular but likely to not exist cryptids" in the office. The odds were low, the bets were high, and some members of the team made *a lot* of money when we actually found one of them back in 2011.
June 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Good old Mokele-Mbembe was near the top of the list for the most "popular but likely to not exist cryptids" in the office. The odds were low, the bets were high, and some members of the team made *a lot* of money when we actually found one of them back in 2011.
Good old Mokele-Mbembe was near the top of the list for the most "popular but likely to not exist cryptids" in the office. The odds were low, the bets were high, and some members of the team made *a lot* of money when we actually found one of them back in 2011.
June 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Good old Mokele-Mbembe was near the top of the list for the most "popular but likely to not exist cryptids" in the office. The odds were low, the bets were high, and some members of the team made *a lot* of money when we actually found one of them back in 2011.
Humanoid body? Check. The head of a dog/wolf? Check. An aura of pure terror? Oh yeah. You should see this guy whenever one of our Medical workers tells him it's time for a bath. If looks could kill...
June 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Humanoid body? Check. The head of a dog/wolf? Check. An aura of pure terror? Oh yeah. You should see this guy whenever one of our Medical workers tells him it's time for a bath. If looks could kill...
Humanoid body? Check. Head of a dog/wolf? Check. Aura of pure terror? Oh yeah. You should see this guy whenever one of our Medical workers tells him it's time for a bath. If looks could kill...
June 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Humanoid body? Check. Head of a dog/wolf? Check. Aura of pure terror? Oh yeah. You should see this guy whenever one of our Medical workers tells him it's time for a bath. If looks could kill...
Do you want to know where this guy has been since 1977? Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you, but just suffice it to say, he's been taken care of, and he's been an active member of The Unexplainables.
June 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do you want to know where this guy has been since 1977? Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you, but just suffice it to say, he's been taken care of, and he's been an active member of The Unexplainables.
Do you want to know where this guy has been since 1977? Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you, but just suffice it to say, he's been taken care of, and he's been an active member of The Unexplainables.
June 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do you want to know where this guy has been since 1977? Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you, but just suffice it to say, he's been taken care of, and he's been an active member of The Unexplainables.
When they told us we were getting a Thunderbird, at least half the team lost it over the new car. Some of the Unexplainables even started putting together a timesheet to figure out the driving turns. They were really disappointed when Lester landed on the roof.
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When they told us we were getting a Thunderbird, at least half the team lost it over the new car. Some of the Unexplainables even started putting together a timesheet to figure out the driving turns. They were really disappointed when Lester landed on the roof.
When they told us we were getting a Thunderbird, at least half the team lost it over the new car. Some of the Unexplainables even started putting together a timesheet to figure out the driving turns. They were really disappointed when Lester landed on the roof.
June 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When they told us we were getting a Thunderbird, at least half the team lost it over the new car. Some of the Unexplainables even started putting together a timesheet to figure out the driving turns. They were really disappointed when Lester landed on the roof.
Hi there!
May 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hi there!