Trae Crowder
@thetraecrowder.bsky.social
Comedian and renowned blood traitor.
Pinned
Updating the ol tour graphic for the rest of the year and beyond. Come see me yall! Tickets at traecrowder.com
On yesterday’s big win (and also the election results).
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
On yesterday’s big win (and also the election results).
Check out this Pure Vessel costume my wife MADE for my son this Halloween (it’s from the Hollow Knight video game franchise)!! She can do pert near anything. Happy Spooky Season yall.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Check out this Pure Vessel costume my wife MADE for my son this Halloween (it’s from the Hollow Knight video game franchise)!! She can do pert near anything. Happy Spooky Season yall.
Yall know what a Battenberg cake is? Wanna see a hillbilly make one?!
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yall know what a Battenberg cake is? Wanna see a hillbilly make one?!
Does the American electoral system favor Democrats or Republicans?
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Does the American electoral system favor Democrats or Republicans?
Absolutely loved Kentucky legend S.D. House’s new book. A 1950s murder mystery set in a lake town on the KY-TN border (I.e. where I grew up), it feels built to hit for me….and boy did it. Check it out, yall.
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Absolutely loved Kentucky legend S.D. House’s new book. A 1950s murder mystery set in a lake town on the KY-TN border (I.e. where I grew up), it feels built to hit for me….and boy did it. Check it out, yall.
Donald Trump (Still) Hates His Biggest Supporters
October 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Donald Trump (Still) Hates His Biggest Supporters
Updating the ol tour graphic for the rest of the year and beyond. Come see me yall! Tickets at traecrowder.com
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Updating the ol tour graphic for the rest of the year and beyond. Come see me yall! Tickets at traecrowder.com
How bout all them wild text messages from the Young Republicans?!
October 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How bout all them wild text messages from the Young Republicans?!
Start your weekend off right by watching a hillbilly make a swirly cake
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Start your weekend off right by watching a hillbilly make a swirly cake
On Trump Deploying Troops to More Cities to Protect ICE from Antifa (Or Whatever)
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
On Trump Deploying Troops to More Cities to Protect ICE from Antifa (Or Whatever)
Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Here’s my cliff notes summary of Pete Hegseth’s big military address today
On Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autism:
September 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
On Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autism:
To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness
September 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness
On the alarming aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder.
September 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
On the alarming aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder.
On the brief notion that Trump was working with the FBI to bring down Epstein
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
On the brief notion that Trump was working with the FBI to bring down Epstein
Took this to send to my wife this morning but hey it’s Caturday (right? Is Caturday a thing here?). Anyway this is Gravy.
September 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Took this to send to my wife this morning but hey it’s Caturday (right? Is Caturday a thing here?). Anyway this is Gravy.
Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Cannoli
September 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fancy Fixins: Hillbilly Makes Cannoli
So apparently Trump yet lives. Natch.
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So apparently Trump yet lives. Natch.
On the way the Right has responded to the shooting in Minnesota (and all of them really)
August 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
On the way the Right has responded to the shooting in Minnesota (and all of them really)
Cracker Barrel did HWAT NOW
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Cracker Barrel did HWAT NOW
On gerrymandering and the looming electoral arms race
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
On gerrymandering and the looming electoral arms race
Headed your way Austin. Come see me. Tickets at traecrowder.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Headed your way Austin. Come see me. Tickets at traecrowder.com
Trump Takes Over Washington D.C.
August 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trump Takes Over Washington D.C.
INDIANAPOLIS PEOPLE LOOK HERE
August 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
INDIANAPOLIS PEOPLE LOOK HERE
I tell myself I’m gonna eat healthy, do good, yada yada, then before my plane to Indianapolis even takes off I’m plottin on one a these bad boys. So it goes. Come to Helium Comedy Club this weekend and watch me balloon in real time! (Tickets at traecrowder.com)
August 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I tell myself I’m gonna eat healthy, do good, yada yada, then before my plane to Indianapolis even takes off I’m plottin on one a these bad boys. So it goes. Come to Helium Comedy Club this weekend and watch me balloon in real time! (Tickets at traecrowder.com)