The Tom Brown
thetombrown.bsky.social
The Tom Brown
@thetombrown.bsky.social
Stand up comic. Dude. Zero f**ks given on Blue Sky.
Oh no! Thunderlips is dead!

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July 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"What are you going to do? Set my country music award on fire?"

#CPAC #J6
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Check out my newest podcast episode with Larry Smith!
What's That About
Podcast · Tom Brown · Comedian Tom Brown hosts What's That About. A show about stand up comedians talking shop, BS and whatever else in between. Oh dear lord how generic does that sound?
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February 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There is so much I vehemently dislike with the Trump administration, but the thing the pisses me off the most is Ukraine. This blithering idiot of an old man said, "Ukraine started the war." DUMBASS. Ukraine did not ask for Russia to invade the country. What were they supposed to do, just lie down?
February 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Started a new podcast What's That About! First guest was @jcsibala.bsky.social give it a listen, a share and a follow :D

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What's That About?
Comedian Tom Brown hosts What's That About. A show about stand up comedians talking shop, BS and whatever else in between. Oh dear lord how generic does that sound?
zencastr.com
February 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I will never get upset about who win's a country music award, because I do not care for country music. But, if I did like country music, I can't imagine getting very upset about a country music award.
February 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think I figured out the WHY of Elon Musk...he's enacting his revenge against the United States for supporting the end of Apartheid in South Africa.
February 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Getting off social media won’t stop me from knowing how bad shit is getting, it will only stop me from being able to say something about it.
January 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't think "Toxic Masculinity" properly describes the Rogan/Trump mindset. The better term in Fragile Masculinity. Because, they're trying to hide some sort of weird trauma or Daddy didn't hug them enough bullshit.

Like, dudes who freak out over pro-nouns after your name on an email sig.
January 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This weekend is WWE's Royal Rumble, or as the French call it, an over-the-top rope 30 man battle royale with cheese.
January 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I know some of y'all are pretty dumb, but just an FYI the Green New Deal never passed anyway.
January 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's only waste if it isn't going to their cronies.
January 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Where is Trump’s executive order to bring back Taco Bell’s XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito? I would overlook a lot of the really egregious stuff right now for one of those.

I’m joking…or am I?

But, seriously @tacobell.bsky.social bring that back ASAP!
January 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
America First, will put America Last.
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Super excited that I'll be performing in all four shows at the 1st Annual Akron Comedy Jam!
January 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Who wore it better?
January 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Don't call me a bigot."

Then stop doing bigot shit.
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Shutting this legal way of entry, doesn't only shut down the app, but shut's down your bullshit argument that it's not about race, it's about coming in legally vs. illegally. That your "grand pappy" or whatever waited in line to legally come. IS BS. This has always been about race.
Trump shuts down immigration app, dashing migrants' hopes of entering U.S.
The CBP One app was set up under the Biden administration to create an orderly way for migrants to enter the U.S. and to reduce illegal border crossings.
www.nbcnews.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m pretty sure AI bots show more empathy and humanity than the MAGA chuds.
January 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The guy who used to tell kids to say their prayers and eat their vitamins is now pushing beer and vapes. Hulkamania sold out to the Million Dollar Man.
January 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My profile on X, no longer Xists.
November 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Say hello to a sleepy Frosty.
November 15, 2024 at 1:37 AM