Brooke Sweedar
@thetechbaddie.bsky.social
Software Engineer | Dad Jokes | Tech Baddie
2 Cats - Captain and Winston
2 Cats - Captain and Winston
*Drinks a glass of water*
Man, I am so good at taking care of myself. Like wow 💅🏻✨
Man, I am so good at taking care of myself. Like wow 💅🏻✨
August 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*Drinks a glass of water*
Man, I am so good at taking care of myself. Like wow 💅🏻✨
Man, I am so good at taking care of myself. Like wow 💅🏻✨
You know you’re approaching your 30’s when you’re genuinely excited about the new shower head you just installed 😭
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You know you’re approaching your 30’s when you’re genuinely excited about the new shower head you just installed 😭
Boss: Brooke, we’re going to have to let you go.
Me: *pausing Twilight on my laptop* What? Why???
Me: *pausing Twilight on my laptop* What? Why???
August 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Boss: Brooke, we’re going to have to let you go.
Me: *pausing Twilight on my laptop* What? Why???
Me: *pausing Twilight on my laptop* What? Why???
I can tell I was born to be rich by the way I spend money 🥰✨🤷🏻♀️💅🏻
August 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I can tell I was born to be rich by the way I spend money 🥰✨🤷🏻♀️💅🏻
Yall ever get a cramp in your side and immediately think “Oh God, its appendicitis.” Or is that just me? ☠️
August 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Yall ever get a cramp in your side and immediately think “Oh God, its appendicitis.” Or is that just me? ☠️
Are you free tomorrow?”
No, I’m expensive every day 💅🏻✨👑
No, I’m expensive every day 💅🏻✨👑
July 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Are you free tomorrow?”
No, I’m expensive every day 💅🏻✨👑
No, I’m expensive every day 💅🏻✨👑
Interviewer: How would you describe your work ethic?
Me: Kinda like how Justin Timberlake performs at his concerts these days.
Interviewer: Sorry I don’t understand-
Me: One sec, my bestie just sent me a TikTok.
Me: Kinda like how Justin Timberlake performs at his concerts these days.
Interviewer: Sorry I don’t understand-
Me: One sec, my bestie just sent me a TikTok.
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Interviewer: How would you describe your work ethic?
Me: Kinda like how Justin Timberlake performs at his concerts these days.
Interviewer: Sorry I don’t understand-
Me: One sec, my bestie just sent me a TikTok.
Me: Kinda like how Justin Timberlake performs at his concerts these days.
Interviewer: Sorry I don’t understand-
Me: One sec, my bestie just sent me a TikTok.
Hallmark movies piss me off so bad because what do you MEAN you want me to leave my high paying job to come run this Christmas Tree Farm with you?!?!
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hallmark movies piss me off so bad because what do you MEAN you want me to leave my high paying job to come run this Christmas Tree Farm with you?!?!
More days like this plz.
July 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
More days like this plz.
REALLY SICK of the blatant Eugenics ad that American Eagle has done with Sydney Sweenie.
July 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
REALLY SICK of the blatant Eugenics ad that American Eagle has done with Sydney Sweenie.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY PRETTY NEW LAMP 😍🫶🏻✨💃🏻💅🏻
July 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY PRETTY NEW LAMP 😍🫶🏻✨💃🏻💅🏻
Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world? 🥺
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
July 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me at home: Why isn't there more kindness in the world? 🥺
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
Me while driving: I hate every single person on this planet.
Cool thing I’m trying out - puzzle timelapse
July 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cool thing I’m trying out - puzzle timelapse
He WILL be hearing from me tonight
July 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
He WILL be hearing from me tonight
Hey thanks for reading my post! Just gonna ask you a question real quick before you scroll. 👀
July 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hey thanks for reading my post! Just gonna ask you a question real quick before you scroll. 👀
The spicy dill pickle chips by Miss Vickie’s is THE best chip on the market rn.
July 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The spicy dill pickle chips by Miss Vickie’s is THE best chip on the market rn.
Announcement: I’m boycotting CBS for purely financial reasons 🥰
July 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Announcement: I’m boycotting CBS for purely financial reasons 🥰
Him texting me: I’m so glad you’re not one of those crazy girls!
Also him: hears giggling coming from his closet
🥰
Also him: hears giggling coming from his closet
🥰
July 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Him texting me: I’m so glad you’re not one of those crazy girls!
Also him: hears giggling coming from his closet
🥰
Also him: hears giggling coming from his closet
🥰
I’m not gonna lie this meal was better than therapy.
July 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m not gonna lie this meal was better than therapy.
My goal in life is to be a rich bitch. So far I’m just a bitch. Half way there!
July 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My goal in life is to be a rich bitch. So far I’m just a bitch. Half way there!
Christmas gift idea 🥰
July 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Christmas gift idea 🥰
“You got any games on your phone?”
July 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“You got any games on your phone?”
For $50 I’ll call your ex and just breathe heavily like a haunted doll.
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
For $50 I’ll call your ex and just breathe heavily like a haunted doll.