The Talking Dragon (🏳️⚧️☭)
@thetalkingdragon.bsky.social
(she/it)
weird transfem dragon/lizort/reptile thing
weird Far-LibLeft Mostly-Orthodox-Marxist
weird and strange in general.
DO NOT RETWEET LIZRPOSTS (Please •ω•)
Notes: dyke
P.S. Welcome to bug.net
weird transfem dragon/lizort/reptile thing
weird Far-LibLeft Mostly-Orthodox-Marxist
weird and strange in general.
DO NOT RETWEET LIZRPOSTS (Please •ω•)
Notes: dyke
P.S. Welcome to bug.net
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YURIPOSTING; Part 1:
Girly with the tism normally can’t stand eye contact, discovers staring into the big ol peepers of a gal she’s infatuated with feels oddly pleasant
And then they smooch and cuddle and watch video essays and stuff
#officialyuriposting
Girly with the tism normally can’t stand eye contact, discovers staring into the big ol peepers of a gal she’s infatuated with feels oddly pleasant
And then they smooch and cuddle and watch video essays and stuff
#officialyuriposting
We need an equivalent to that old music visualiser on the Xbox 360 for computers and the like
Please I fucking loved that thing
Please I fucking loved that thing
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
We need an equivalent to that old music visualiser on the Xbox 360 for computers and the like
Please I fucking loved that thing
Please I fucking loved that thing
I know youtube is always generally completely dysfunctional, but why the fuck can’t their search functions at least be organised
I’m trying to find recently uploaded Disco Elysium videos to see if anyone has made shit about it that isn’t just gameplay
I’m trying to find recently uploaded Disco Elysium videos to see if anyone has made shit about it that isn’t just gameplay
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I know youtube is always generally completely dysfunctional, but why the fuck can’t their search functions at least be organised
I’m trying to find recently uploaded Disco Elysium videos to see if anyone has made shit about it that isn’t just gameplay
I’m trying to find recently uploaded Disco Elysium videos to see if anyone has made shit about it that isn’t just gameplay
The most annoying bit (other than the knowledge acquiring such a dynamic in a way that is safe and healthy is nigh improbable) is that like, a collar would probably end up really uncomfortable because most times when something even floats near my neck I can end up feeling like I’m choking
Basically the scenario this nonsense all manifests in my mind is one that makes my fruity BPD ass desperately yearnful
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 AM
The most annoying bit (other than the knowledge acquiring such a dynamic in a way that is safe and healthy is nigh improbable) is that like, a collar would probably end up really uncomfortable because most times when something even floats near my neck I can end up feeling like I’m choking
Genuinely no idea how the fuck it did not click in my brain
I think that I must’ve been excusing it mentally as like "ohh I just like this scenario with these characters"
girl no you actively want a real life version of that scenario just without the noncon…okay maybe a litt- (not counting CNC)
I think that I must’ve been excusing it mentally as like "ohh I just like this scenario with these characters"
girl no you actively want a real life version of that scenario just without the noncon…okay maybe a litt- (not counting CNC)
"ohhh I'm not very much into pet stuff or anything like that"
-girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN
(It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
-girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN
(It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Genuinely no idea how the fuck it did not click in my brain
I think that I must’ve been excusing it mentally as like "ohh I just like this scenario with these characters"
girl no you actively want a real life version of that scenario just without the noncon…okay maybe a litt- (not counting CNC)
I think that I must’ve been excusing it mentally as like "ohh I just like this scenario with these characters"
girl no you actively want a real life version of that scenario just without the noncon…okay maybe a litt- (not counting CNC)
"ohhh I'm not very much into pet stuff or anything like that"
-girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN
(It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
-girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN
(It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 AM
"ohhh I'm not very much into pet stuff or anything like that"
-girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN
(It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
-girl whose favourite character in Degrees of Lewdity is EDEN
(It’s me I’m the girl (I am a dumbass, also really mentally ill))
Update:
I now feel the need to be impregnated
I now feel the need to be impregnated
I want for so much affection that could never be fully satisfied
I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous
I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous
I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Update:
I now feel the need to be impregnated
I now feel the need to be impregnated
I want for so much affection that could never be fully satisfied
I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous
I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous
I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I want for so much affection that could never be fully satisfied
I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous
I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
I’ve been starved of touch for so long that it’s left me endlessly ravenous
I yearn so desperately in such odd lonely hours
(As opposed to champagne socialism)
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
(As opposed to champagne socialism)
I do not give a fuck if you just wear it for aesthetics, if I see someone wearing a cross and it isn’t inverted I will not want to fucking associate with them in any way !!!!
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I do not give a fuck if you just wear it for aesthetics, if I see someone wearing a cross and it isn’t inverted I will not want to fucking associate with them in any way !!!!
The feminine urge to become a cave dwelling creature and subsist on funny little mushrooms and whatever may stumble upon my den
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The feminine urge to become a cave dwelling creature and subsist on funny little mushrooms and whatever may stumble upon my den
THE YURI FIC IS COMPLETE !!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 6:51 AM
THE YURI FIC IS COMPLETE !!!!!!!
Here I was sitting on my silly ass thinking "no it won’t be an issue I should still be able to get myself to do it regularly enough !!! It should be fine I doubt the skin will get that sensitive or anything !!!!"
FUCKING HONSE SHAVLONSA (<- whAT)
FUCKING HONSE SHAVLONSA (<- whAT)
It’s already fucking hard enough for me to masturbate as is because any degree of god damned effort involved causes the same fucking executive dysfunction issues as CYCLING THE FUCKING DISHWASHER ????????
THAT WAS AN ISSUE BEFORE I EVEN STARTED HRT !!!!!!
THAT WAS AN ISSUE BEFORE I EVEN STARTED HRT !!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Here I was sitting on my silly ass thinking "no it won’t be an issue I should still be able to get myself to do it regularly enough !!! It should be fine I doubt the skin will get that sensitive or anything !!!!"
FUCKING HONSE SHAVLONSA (<- whAT)
FUCKING HONSE SHAVLONSA (<- whAT)
That’s the other problem: if I am fully in the mood and nothing is fucking disrupting me, it can STILL GO WRONG
BECAUSE IF I GET FRUSTRATED WITH TRYING TO GET HARD, IT WILL BECOME EVEN MORE FUCKING DIFFICULT !!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE IF I GET FRUSTRATED WITH TRYING TO GET HARD, IT WILL BECOME EVEN MORE FUCKING DIFFICULT !!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bullshit
I can’t even passively jork my gock the same way anymore because the skin is so fUCKING SENSITIVE
One must imagine trans Sisyphus really fucking pissed off because how do you regularly maintain erectile function when you can’t get body-horny and your dick’s skin is too weak to stroke dry
I can’t even passively jork my gock the same way anymore because the skin is so fUCKING SENSITIVE
One must imagine trans Sisyphus really fucking pissed off because how do you regularly maintain erectile function when you can’t get body-horny and your dick’s skin is too weak to stroke dry
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
That’s the other problem: if I am fully in the mood and nothing is fucking disrupting me, it can STILL GO WRONG
BECAUSE IF I GET FRUSTRATED WITH TRYING TO GET HARD, IT WILL BECOME EVEN MORE FUCKING DIFFICULT !!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE IF I GET FRUSTRATED WITH TRYING TO GET HARD, IT WILL BECOME EVEN MORE FUCKING DIFFICULT !!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck do you mean I’m horny as all fuck but my body is simply like "nah not right now the stars haven’t aligned yet…oh yeah and when they DO align, if you blink wrong or think of something sad it will fucking ruin it like it’s a god damned ritual under the lunar eclipse"
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
What the fuck do you mean I’m horny as all fuck but my body is simply like "nah not right now the stars haven’t aligned yet…oh yeah and when they DO align, if you blink wrong or think of something sad it will fucking ruin it like it’s a god damned ritual under the lunar eclipse"
FUCKING FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!
F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 2:26 AM
FUCKING FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!
F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to jork my shit and the fucking thang won’t god damn work because the mood faded and fucking- AUEAGH
everything else with HRT has been amazing why did the largest negative effect have to be mY DICK CONSTANTLY DECIDING THE VIBES ARE TOO OFF TO PERFORM ITS SOLE FUNCTION !!!???
everything else with HRT has been amazing why did the largest negative effect have to be mY DICK CONSTANTLY DECIDING THE VIBES ARE TOO OFF TO PERFORM ITS SOLE FUNCTION !!!???
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I want to jork my shit and the fucking thang won’t god damn work because the mood faded and fucking- AUEAGH
everything else with HRT has been amazing why did the largest negative effect have to be mY DICK CONSTANTLY DECIDING THE VIBES ARE TOO OFF TO PERFORM ITS SOLE FUNCTION !!!???
everything else with HRT has been amazing why did the largest negative effect have to be mY DICK CONSTANTLY DECIDING THE VIBES ARE TOO OFF TO PERFORM ITS SOLE FUNCTION !!!???
Why the hell does blocking the creator of a feed not by default hide it from the suggested feeds
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Why the hell does blocking the creator of a feed not by default hide it from the suggested feeds
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
Like, could that please be a thing, for the love of fuck
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I need to bury my face in a butch dyke’s trail and/or bush and/or both
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I need to bury my face in a butch dyke’s trail and/or bush and/or both
Samarie Funger with microbangs…….
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Samarie Funger with microbangs…….
A message to my fellow transfems:
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
A message to my fellow transfems:
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
Hiii:3
you’re preddyyyy:3:3:3
Wrote yuri for a total of 8 hours yesterday
It will continue today
It will continue today
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Wrote yuri for a total of 8 hours yesterday
It will continue today
It will continue today
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Excuse the shit out of me who the fuck do you think you are
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Excuse the shit out of me who the fuck do you think you are
WhATEVER I’VE DONE
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
WhATEVER I’VE DONE
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)
(DUNN DUNNN DUNN DUN)