Still shocked they tried that after the disaster that was the Finnegan’s Woof episode

Magic does exist, when my kids asked for the truth I explained the magic is the fun of the game and the sharing/gifting, they still get gifts and get to give them, and share the Santa magic for littler kids

Also, there's a 90% chance Trump calls him a communist or jihadist by the end of the weekend (from the safety of his phone)

“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”

Perimenopause?

It's the Holidays, so...

Oh man I was a kid in the area. It was such a huge deal

Fish and wildlife who just went back to work like a day ago? Lol

Even if it doesn't understand why, it hopefully is comforting to know what they were trying to do ("these tiny toddlers are pushing me towards the water uselessly with their little wee hands because they hate me being near them, but it would be great to be back in the water regardless!")