People cooking people frying, chopping onions you hear them crying, can't I practice what they teach? With all these beans within my reach?

To learn more about flavor profiles, I made the mistake of looking up: what's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

And the search results said:
Blackeye peas can sing us a song and chickpeas can only hummus one.

Old-school "find your seat" and "intermission" music.

THANKS FRIEND

Ok I cannot walk into a room while this is playing this is a cantrip for over confidence