John Henry Falle
@thestorybeast.bsky.social
Storyteller. Acting Thing. Beard owner. Expect: Folk Horror. Dolmens. Poetry. Exciting facts about the Island of Jersey.
I did fix it. I had to. But I still remember what was once there. Like a phantom nether limb.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I did fix it. I had to. But I still remember what was once there. Like a phantom nether limb.
I made my son a Pikachu birthday card. It was five seconds after drawing the line that I realised my mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I made my son a Pikachu birthday card. It was five seconds after drawing the line that I realised my mistake.
Gremlins fans baffled Metro film reporter still has job after calling G2 “terrible”
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gremlins fans baffled Metro film reporter still has job after calling G2 “terrible”
I am researching the work of the Anglo-Norman poet Wace and have just read a cool passage where King Arthur fights a Giant called Riton who has a cloak hemmed with the beards of Kings he’s murdered
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I am researching the work of the Anglo-Norman poet Wace and have just read a cool passage where King Arthur fights a Giant called Riton who has a cloak hemmed with the beards of Kings he’s murdered
You can’t see her but she’s just out of frame, loving Christian values too.
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You can’t see her but she’s just out of frame, loving Christian values too.
Me, this Sunday at precisely 3pm, forgetting it’s a test.
September 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Me, this Sunday at precisely 3pm, forgetting it’s a test.
Haven’t verified it to my parents. What makes the law so special?
August 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Haven’t verified it to my parents. What makes the law so special?
Beach Body Ready
July 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Beach Body Ready
I, personally refuse to.
July 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I, personally refuse to.
They’re calling out your dad. They’re dissing his technique.
July 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They’re calling out your dad. They’re dissing his technique.
BACK. TO. BASICS.
June 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BACK. TO. BASICS.
What it feels like having ADHD
May 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
What it feels like having ADHD
3. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (salvific, virtue rewarded, the brutal God of the Old Testament calmed through good works/handing back Everlasting Gobstopper…also chocolate)
April 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
3. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (salvific, virtue rewarded, the brutal God of the Old Testament calmed through good works/handing back Everlasting Gobstopper…also chocolate)
2. Watership Down (bunnies, extremely Exodus coded so doubles as a Passover movie)
April 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
2. Watership Down (bunnies, extremely Exodus coded so doubles as a Passover movie)
Canonical Easter Films (in my house):
1. My Neighbour Totoro (themes of Springtime, new life, things growing, and fuzzy, long-eared gift givers that only children can see)
1. My Neighbour Totoro (themes of Springtime, new life, things growing, and fuzzy, long-eared gift givers that only children can see)
April 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Canonical Easter Films (in my house):
1. My Neighbour Totoro (themes of Springtime, new life, things growing, and fuzzy, long-eared gift givers that only children can see)
1. My Neighbour Totoro (themes of Springtime, new life, things growing, and fuzzy, long-eared gift givers that only children can see)
A film that takes place where you’re from
April 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
A film that takes place where you’re from
Me “just asking” for the secret formula
April 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Me “just asking” for the secret formula
EASTER SATURDAY, I’m Live & In Pencil in BRIGHTON doing 2 shows with master illustrator Chris Riddell at Sweet @ The Yellow Book for @onceandfuturefest.bsky.social
3PM FAMILY SHOW (Ages 6+) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
6PM EVENING SHOW (which might get…graphic) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
3PM FAMILY SHOW (Ages 6+) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
6PM EVENING SHOW (which might get…graphic) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
April 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
EASTER SATURDAY, I’m Live & In Pencil in BRIGHTON doing 2 shows with master illustrator Chris Riddell at Sweet @ The Yellow Book for @onceandfuturefest.bsky.social
3PM FAMILY SHOW (Ages 6+) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
6PM EVENING SHOW (which might get…graphic) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
3PM FAMILY SHOW (Ages 6+) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
6PM EVENING SHOW (which might get…graphic) sweetvenues.com/whats-on/chr...
NEW POEM: Trying Desperately To Show My Children A Partial Eclipse Outside Colliers Wood Station 1/2
April 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NEW POEM: Trying Desperately To Show My Children A Partial Eclipse Outside Colliers Wood Station 1/2
No it was this one. We actually had a poster version of it which the Cineworld staff handed to us on the way out. It was almost as if they couldn’t get rid of it fast enough.
April 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
No it was this one. We actually had a poster version of it which the Cineworld staff handed to us on the way out. It was almost as if they couldn’t get rid of it fast enough.
#TransDayOfVisibility so I recommend @charliejane.bsky.social’s The City In The Middle Of The Night. What if we go to the stars & make a lot of the same mistakes on a worse planet? Sounds doomy but it’s a surprisingly hopeful novel abt the transformations we might need to go thru if we want a Future
March 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
#TransDayOfVisibility so I recommend @charliejane.bsky.social’s The City In The Middle Of The Night. What if we go to the stars & make a lot of the same mistakes on a worse planet? Sounds doomy but it’s a surprisingly hopeful novel abt the transformations we might need to go thru if we want a Future