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🦋Starcaller🦋
@thestarcaller.bsky.social
Actor/Voice actor/Pro Makeup Artist/Set Assistant, Digital Artist, and more!
Jack of all Trades, master of some.
A cryptid of whimsy and tomfoolery. I do it for the lore, as the prophecy demands. Sanctioned Agent of Chaos.
Like Plague Inc., but a rendered POV of the player and no one's shocked by who it was the whole time. 😂
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December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
WHY DO YOUR CATS LOOK LIKE MINE?! 😂😂😂😂
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My fam I'm going to be real with you. I have been awake for...awhile now...so, to ensure I actually sleep, I am stoned.

I'm fucking losing it, IS THAT REALLY HIS MOTHER?! THEY LOOK THE FUCKING SAME?! WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T
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December 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
..well. The edible has kicked in, I read both these, and...can you hear the Windows error sound from where I am? Asking for a friend.
People are really in their wild era now or something, because it's almost hourly at this point.
Folks, I don't think God like America anymore, and I don't blame Him
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sometimes I wonder if he's scrambling, worried he might be in a fake Oval Office, like they did for his father when he got dementia...oh. At Donny boy's age now.

I really do wonder.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Okay, so, I'm a professional makeup artist, and yes. This is absolutely it. Except no one taught him how to do that without looking like a weird, doughy Cheeto looking to suck the souls out of people or something.

Point being, you're right. 🤣🤌🏽🤌🏽
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You really ain't alone, fam. Mine is more my apartment, but it's doctor visits and groceries. And like, 5 days I spent with my husband while he was in the hospital.
So. Yup. I've kinda shut down for 2025. I'm so do e lol. I'm gonna draw and get the apartment ready, I don't have to be around humans.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
- not roll over for a government that has thrown in our faces, over and over ad nauseum.
They don't care, when will it finally sink in? YOU do something. Stop complaining, start doing.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
- meaning, actually doing more than complaining and saying "someone should do something"? Seriously.

I'm not even patriotic, and I thought I was low key crap for it, but, this laziness? Saying someone should do something? Yeah, but that's not and will not happen. We have to save ourselves,
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Like 🫴🏽. Come on, is America so weak that people want change and talk about it, but it's always "SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING" when we know they won't. "Power to the people" is another I've seen, buuutt....that's not happening. When will Americans deal with the American issues,
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
ICE is so out of control, I haven't heard of a mass school shooting since. I might be wrong, but since ICE? Nothing.

Which, yeah, school shootings are down and that's good, but the fact that something worse came along for that end that the government is literally doing nothing about?
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh butt the sass of that ass!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼😂
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hiram McDaniels?! HEY YOU FOUND HIM!
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December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My face is indescribable. Yeah, I wanna text meemaw, Deathbots.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"THE LORD OF CADSWALLOP HAS ARRIVE D!!!!!"

"Uh, k? Is he going to scream while I have my tea as well, or is that a 'you' thing?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM