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That must might be a coin toss. I wouldn't be surprised if his kids buried him at Mar-a-Lago for some kind of property tax scam. But, on the other hand, that would make it too easy for detractors to call his grave "The AssHole In One".
December 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That must might be a coin toss. I wouldn't be surprised if his kids buried him at Mar-a-Lago for some kind of property tax scam. But, on the other hand, that would make it too easy for detractors to call his grave "The AssHole In One".
That's for that clarification. An anti-ICE playbook would be nice to have, it there isn't one already. I'll bring that up at the next secret Antifa membership meeting.😉
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That's for that clarification. An anti-ICE playbook would be nice to have, it there isn't one already. I'll bring that up at the next secret Antifa membership meeting.😉
DO NOT assault them physically. The MagaNazis want violence to escalate as an excuse to declare martial law. People DO need to learn how to quietly slash tires and spray paint windshields & side-view mirrors; attach GPS trackers; wear ski goggles & N95 masks to mitigate pepper spray; etc etc...
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
DO NOT assault them physically. The MagaNazis want violence to escalate as an excuse to declare martial law. People DO need to learn how to quietly slash tires and spray paint windshields & side-view mirrors; attach GPS trackers; wear ski goggles & N95 masks to mitigate pepper spray; etc etc...
The only flower I can imagine adorning his grave is the Titan Arum, which coincidentally can be successfully grown in Florida.
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The only flower I can imagine adorning his grave is the Titan Arum, which coincidentally can be successfully grown in Florida.
Hate is such a waste of time and energy. When he is dead and buried, I will piss on his grave—but with compassion.
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Hate is such a waste of time and energy. When he is dead and buried, I will piss on his grave—but with compassion.
🎶 Ghost Writers In The Sky 🎶
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
🎶 Ghost Writers In The Sky 🎶
OMG! How will Arkansans ever find out how the romantic drama set in 18th-century Cornwall that follows the life of Captain Ross Poldark turns out? Elections have consequences.
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
OMG! How will Arkansans ever find out how the romantic drama set in 18th-century Cornwall that follows the life of Captain Ross Poldark turns out? Elections have consequences.
We regret the error. Killing puppies was merely her hobby.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We regret the error. Killing puppies was merely her hobby.
Shooting puppies?
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Shooting puppies?
Antifa is meeting at my apartment Monday at 8 p.m. They will ALL be there. We will take a secret vote on what our next big terrorist stuff will be. Afterwards, there will be hors d'oeuvres and karaoke. (Spread the word, but don't tell the FBI.)
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Antifa is meeting at my apartment Monday at 8 p.m. They will ALL be there. We will take a secret vote on what our next big terrorist stuff will be. Afterwards, there will be hors d'oeuvres and karaoke. (Spread the word, but don't tell the FBI.)
If it wasn't inherently funny before, it certainly is now!
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December 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If it wasn't inherently funny before, it certainly is now!
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"An absolute bunch of bullshit" describes every current member of the Republican party in The United States, both individually and collectively.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"An absolute bunch of bullshit" describes every current member of the Republican party in The United States, both individually and collectively.
"My last stay in the hospital was not a pleasant experience—except those few times the nurse washed my smalls."
—from "Mister Pip" by Lloyd David Jones
—from "Mister Pip" by Lloyd David Jones
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"My last stay in the hospital was not a pleasant experience—except those few times the nurse washed my smalls."
—from "Mister Pip" by Lloyd David Jones
—from "Mister Pip" by Lloyd David Jones
I was born last century and I never heard this phrase used. But thanks for the interesting etymological enlightenment!
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I was born last century and I never heard this phrase used. But thanks for the interesting etymological enlightenment!
(pssst... "DIY") 😉
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
(pssst... "DIY") 😉
Megyn Kelly is a lawyer like I'm an internet influencer.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Megyn Kelly is a lawyer like I'm an internet influencer.