TheSpeakingDuck
@thespeakingduck.bsky.social
(She/They) | Competitive yapper & professional failure.
ong ngl sam altman lowkey guilty of crimes against humanity imo tbh
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
ong ngl sam altman lowkey guilty of crimes against humanity imo tbh
shit i forgot it's november this always happens
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
shit i forgot it's november this always happens
The gays, the gals, and luigi.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The gays, the gals, and luigi.
The one good thing capitalism produced was the labubu. We can all call it quits now.
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The one good thing capitalism produced was the labubu. We can all call it quits now.
I see why people get addicted to pills, pouring a pill bottle into my mouth feels badass.
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I see why people get addicted to pills, pouring a pill bottle into my mouth feels badass.
goddamn it man
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
goddamn it man
it's hilarious someone decided to do a museum heist now of all times. it makes a nice comedic side plot to the main storyline.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it's hilarious someone decided to do a museum heist now of all times. it makes a nice comedic side plot to the main storyline.
the binding of isaac is just like real life because if you take unknown pills in combat they have a pretty high likelihood of killing you.
October 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the binding of isaac is just like real life because if you take unknown pills in combat they have a pretty high likelihood of killing you.
I'm not religious, but if there's an antichrist it is 1000% the annoying orange.
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm not religious, but if there's an antichrist it is 1000% the annoying orange.
When will people understand that something being funny voids all criticism?
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When will people understand that something being funny voids all criticism?
moer people need to embrace not actually igving a fuck about ty[pos, the mental autocorrect can fix it in post.
October 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
moer people need to embrace not actually igving a fuck about ty[pos, the mental autocorrect can fix it in post.
Trans doomer, call that blackpink pilled.
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trans doomer, call that blackpink pilled.
The people with power in the U.S. government are so old that it's basically a necrocracy at this point.
October 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The people with power in the U.S. government are so old that it's basically a necrocracy at this point.
can openai do something to personally piss off an italian ok thank you
October 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
can openai do something to personally piss off an italian ok thank you
Race horse names are so funny bro. Commentators will straight up say something like "Ranch Kool-Aid out the gate, getting a good start, oh but watch out for Pumperkin!!!" and they'll keep a straight face the whole time.
October 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Race horse names are so funny bro. Commentators will straight up say something like "Ranch Kool-Aid out the gate, getting a good start, oh but watch out for Pumperkin!!!" and they'll keep a straight face the whole time.
If no one got me I know @merriam-webster.com got me.
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If no one got me I know @merriam-webster.com got me.
If you ever feel down, just google "Is ronald reagan alive?" It works 100% of the times.
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you ever feel down, just google "Is ronald reagan alive?" It works 100% of the times.
Having a realistic mind's eye is great because I can just imagine everyone I dislike being shot and suddenly I'm wayyy happier.
September 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Having a realistic mind's eye is great because I can just imagine everyone I dislike being shot and suddenly I'm wayyy happier.
> buys cool retro video game from old person's garage sale
> *looks inside*
> all the water is hyper realistic blood and all the characters have bloody holes for eyes
> *looks inside*
> all the water is hyper realistic blood and all the characters have bloody holes for eyes
a person is holding a cell phone in front of a cartoon character with a sad face .
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September 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
> buys cool retro video game from old person's garage sale
> *looks inside*
> all the water is hyper realistic blood and all the characters have bloody holes for eyes
> *looks inside*
> all the water is hyper realistic blood and all the characters have bloody holes for eyes
White praying hands emojis is such a scary emoji vro. Genuinely shivers my timbers.
September 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
White praying hands emojis is such a scary emoji vro. Genuinely shivers my timbers.
I want to ship of theseus.
September 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I want to ship of theseus.
Intrusive thoughts are like qte's. sometimes my brain wants me to say something absolutely degenerate, but sometimes that degenerate idea goes kinda crazy and I gotta whiff the qte intentionally.
September 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Intrusive thoughts are like qte's. sometimes my brain wants me to say something absolutely degenerate, but sometimes that degenerate idea goes kinda crazy and I gotta whiff the qte intentionally.
sometimes i forget that pegging is mainstream.
September 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
sometimes i forget that pegging is mainstream.
why does the patriarchy have to exist :( i love women....
September 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
why does the patriarchy have to exist :( i love women....