The Southern Dad
@thesoutherndad.bsky.social
Just a dad trying to figure out how to raise his kids in our autocratic hellscape where our only hope is an ineffectual opposition party.
Also I like puppies.
Also I like puppies.
In his defense, he's very stupid.
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In his defense, he's very stupid.
If this were ExTwitter, all the Russian and Macedonian bots would pop up in the replies that all other fridays are white friday
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If this were ExTwitter, all the Russian and Macedonian bots would pop up in the replies that all other fridays are white friday
The way this administration's brain works (they all share one), my bet is they got someone out of Afghanistan so he would do this and they could revamp the racism machine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The way this administration's brain works (they all share one), my bet is they got someone out of Afghanistan so he would do this and they could revamp the racism machine.
It's the "Fuck them, I've got mine" mentality.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's the "Fuck them, I've got mine" mentality.
Rooting for her from DildOgles district.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Rooting for her from DildOgles district.
The fuck was he doing during the shutdown? Gargling Trump's balls doesn't count as work.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The fuck was he doing during the shutdown? Gargling Trump's balls doesn't count as work.
I'm surprised he has time for this kind of thing between all the couches and Charlie Kirk's wife.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm surprised he has time for this kind of thing between all the couches and Charlie Kirk's wife.
I get that she's an alcoholic. But is the person doing her hair also drunk?
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I get that she's an alcoholic. But is the person doing her hair also drunk?
I'll just wait for his next cinematic role then...
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'll just wait for his next cinematic role then...
Pharmaceutical commercials are where careers go to die
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pharmaceutical commercials are where careers go to die
I saw Matt Parkman in a pharmaceutical commercial and I was really sad for him
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I saw Matt Parkman in a pharmaceutical commercial and I was really sad for him
Or all the US Citizens they detained.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Or all the US Citizens they detained.
It's almost like sending a bunch of folks just like him back to die in the hellhole they helped us from might have radicalized him after the fact
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's almost like sending a bunch of folks just like him back to die in the hellhole they helped us from might have radicalized him after the fact
I got eight phones in a drawer
They don't work anymore
They're so expensive at the store
Still Apple's pushing more
They don't work anymore
They're so expensive at the store
Still Apple's pushing more
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I got eight phones in a drawer
They don't work anymore
They're so expensive at the store
Still Apple's pushing more
They don't work anymore
They're so expensive at the store
Still Apple's pushing more
Zelenskyy calling his bluff with this peace plan was genius.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Zelenskyy calling his bluff with this peace plan was genius.
I thought device hoarding was when my phone goes kaput and it's too old to trade in; so I throw it in a drawer.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I thought device hoarding was when my phone goes kaput and it's too old to trade in; so I throw it in a drawer.
Yeah they did
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Yeah they did
They'll settle for the flimsiest excuse
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
They'll settle for the flimsiest excuse
Stop being distracted by the Epstein files!
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Stop being distracted by the Epstein files!
Love this for her. That's fantastic.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Love this for her. That's fantastic.
Going to need Warner/HBO to sell to someone other than a right wing oligarch so I can resubscribe.
I'm still holding out for Wally to come back and take up the mantel of The Flash.
I'm still holding out for Wally to come back and take up the mantel of The Flash.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Going to need Warner/HBO to sell to someone other than a right wing oligarch so I can resubscribe.
I'm still holding out for Wally to come back and take up the mantel of The Flash.
I'm still holding out for Wally to come back and take up the mantel of The Flash.