The Talking Computer
@thesoulcomputer.bsky.social
Deeply curious, but not always the smartest. The talking laptop on four wheels rolls on come shine or shine. (Its not waterproof.) #SuperGooseman
(Its easy as anything- and soon, they're both at the top.)
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
(Its easy as anything- and soon, they're both at the top.)
"answer:
...
....yes"
...
....yes"
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"answer:
...
....yes"
...
....yes"
(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.)
"hi"
"hi"
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(Rolls back down the slope- and sloooowly turns around to face them.)
"hi"
"hi"
"statement: hello 'your-name-here'"
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"statement: hello 'your-name-here'"
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
(Said a small voice close to the ground.)
do 'not swear
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
do 'not swear
"statement: woah"
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"statement: woah"
(Back to silence.)
September 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(Back to silence.)
(...
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
September 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(...
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
...as its set on the nightstand, the slight angle of it causes the laptop to rolls backwards and to fall onto the floor.)
"statement:
ow"
(It had wheels...)
September 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
(It had wheels...)
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
September 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(Staying.... dead..... still.....)
"yahoo maybe perhaps
statement"
statement"
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"yahoo maybe perhaps
statement"
statement"
"can we see it
question"
question"
September 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"can we see it
question"
question"
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"thank you thank you thank you thank you"
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee
question"
question"
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"can we seeeeeeeeeeee
question"
question"
"giant robot: question"
September 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"giant robot: question"
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
// GET MORE FLOPPY DISKS
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
god bless computers
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
// 72.22 floppy disks of data
god bless computers
god bless computers
"statement: yay
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"statement: yay
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
alternatives: yahoo yay yahoo yes yes yahoo yes"
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
September 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"okay you are welcome ms just queen by"
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"wow cool fact ms the queen"
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
(Voiceclaim: Various voices from Mac OS 7-9's 'Speech' setting, used invariably.)
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"definition clarification request: 'old'"
"we do not get to use discs often"
September 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"we do not get to use discs often"