TheSnarkTank
@thesnarktank.bsky.social
Physician, father, memesmith, democrat, resister, and hopeless Star Wars nerd. Opinions are my own and are always correct.
@TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
@TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
I’m just glad she’ll get to spend some much needed time with family
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m just glad she’ll get to spend some much needed time with family
He calls that look “The Palpatine”
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He calls that look “The Palpatine”
Yeah, but don’t worry, Marge has had her shots.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yeah, but don’t worry, Marge has had her shots.
Her constituents stuck with her through Jewish space lasers and gazpacho police. In a statewide race, though, I don’t think she stands a chance of beating Ossoff. Especially now. But we’ll see.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Her constituents stuck with her through Jewish space lasers and gazpacho police. In a statewide race, though, I don’t think she stands a chance of beating Ossoff. Especially now. But we’ll see.
I just hope she’s happy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I just hope she’s happy.
She doesn’t stand a chance, IMO. My guess is she’s running for Newsmax anchor.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
She doesn’t stand a chance, IMO. My guess is she’s running for Newsmax anchor.
And I’m taking George with me!
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
And I’m taking George with me!
Oh God tell me she’s not about to drop a country western album.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh God tell me she’s not about to drop a country western album.
And she is looking forward to returning to her former career as a raccoon wrestler.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
And she is looking forward to returning to her former career as a raccoon wrestler.
I’m old enough to remember when airplane flights and broadway shows were formal events. Now I’m just happy if everyone keeps their shoes on.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m old enough to remember when airplane flights and broadway shows were formal events. Now I’m just happy if everyone keeps their shoes on.
It is very accurate when referring to groceries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It is very accurate when referring to groceries.
OMG this is gold!
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
OMG this is gold!
He wants us to wear a tuxedo while we sit on a tarmac for 5 hours nursing one bag of peanuts and trying not to think about peeing.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He wants us to wear a tuxedo while we sit on a tarmac for 5 hours nursing one bag of peanuts and trying not to think about peeing.
He wants to revert to a time when people wore suits and ties for air travel and every ticket came with a Salisbury steak, while simultaneously turning airplanes into flying buses that you may be stuck on for hours just waiting to take off. Thanks, but I’ll stick with my Snuggie and fur-lined crocs.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He wants to revert to a time when people wore suits and ties for air travel and every ticket came with a Salisbury steak, while simultaneously turning airplanes into flying buses that you may be stuck on for hours just waiting to take off. Thanks, but I’ll stick with my Snuggie and fur-lined crocs.
With that worm in his head they probably think he’s bait.
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
With that worm in his head they probably think he’s bait.