Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
A new commercial aired tonight for a local technical center.
Not only was the name of the town for one of its locations misspelled, but the ad showed a medical training dummy that looked like Skeletor from the Masters of the Universe movie with Conan O’Brien’s hair. #Svengoolie
Not only was the name of the town for one of its locations misspelled, but the ad showed a medical training dummy that looked like Skeletor from the Masters of the Universe movie with Conan O’Brien’s hair. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
A new commercial aired tonight for a local technical center.
Not only was the name of the town for one of its locations misspelled, but the ad showed a medical training dummy that looked like Skeletor from the Masters of the Universe movie with Conan O’Brien’s hair. #Svengoolie
Not only was the name of the town for one of its locations misspelled, but the ad showed a medical training dummy that looked like Skeletor from the Masters of the Universe movie with Conan O’Brien’s hair. #Svengoolie
“Yes. I believe this is outside.” #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
“Yes. I believe this is outside.” #Svengoolie
One thing is true: that skull hated this guy’s paintings. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
One thing is true: that skull hated this guy’s paintings. #Svengoolie
Like sands through the hourglass, so is the knife in the skull. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Like sands through the hourglass, so is the knife in the skull. #Svengoolie
“Perfect spot for my letter opener! And my pens!” #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
“Perfect spot for my letter opener! And my pens!” #Svengoolie
What happens if he stabs the skull? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
What happens if he stabs the skull? #Svengoolie
The skull sent a guy with a flashlight? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The skull sent a guy with a flashlight? #Svengoolie
The knife landed with a loud noise. Again, no one else in the house woke up. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The knife landed with a loud noise. Again, no one else in the house woke up. #Svengoolie
Did the skull skew that painting? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Did the skull skew that painting? #Svengoolie
Chekhov’s gun? No, it’s a knife. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Chekhov’s gun? No, it’s a knife. #Svengoolie
“Bring me… a shrubbery.” #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“Bring me… a shrubbery.” #Svengoolie
The skull is signaling intermission! #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The skull is signaling intermission! #Svengoolie
Again, he encounters no one on his journey. Curious if the skull is keeping everyone else away. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Again, he encounters no one on his journey. Curious if the skull is keeping everyone else away. #Svengoolie
“I need these to transform Mumm-Ra.” #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“I need these to transform Mumm-Ra.” #Svengoolie
That was a big key in that lock. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
That was a big key in that lock. #Svengoolie
It has the power to move furniture? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It has the power to move furniture? #Svengoolie
It’s a horror film, so no one locks the doors leading to their bedrooms or studies. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It’s a horror film, so no one locks the doors leading to their bedrooms or studies. #Svengoolie
Funny how the eye sockets seems to follow you around the room… #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Funny how the eye sockets seems to follow you around the room… #Svengoolie
He could just be enjoying his candle collection. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
He could just be enjoying his candle collection. #Svengoolie
Fortunately, no one else was around to see anything. Or anyone. #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Fortunately, no one else was around to see anything. Or anyone. #Svengoolie
Is it still an active crime scene? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Is it still an active crime scene? #Svengoolie
“And tomorrow night: bingo.” #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“And tomorrow night: bingo.” #Svengoolie
So he was a victim of last week’s movie? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
So he was a victim of last week’s movie? #Svengoolie